Best scenes of 2016s:
(11 - The Cabana Boy Murder)
10 - Dave Builds a House
9 - Vader's Poor Investment Advice
8 - Titanic Romance
7 - Army vs. Navy
6 - Aversion Therapy
5 - Face Smashers
4 - Making Friends
3 - 1940s Cell Phone
2 - Drunk New Choice
1 - Isotope Man and Plutonium Boy
Thank you to our guests this year!
-Sarah Henshaw
-Will Reed
-Brent Randolph
-Jenni Brush
-Jay Patrick
-Greg Sheppard
This week the annual studio Christmas party is interrupted by a grisly murder and Jon, Cody, and Dave must investigate with a little help from some... friends? Also, turkey wraps!
Show Notes:
00:00:00 - Murder!
00:06:02 - Interrogation?
00:26:11 - Appearances!
00:37:52 - Investigation?
00:50:53 - Exposed!
01:15:38 - Finale?
This week we are joined by Greg the Great who learns an important lesson about the nature of boats, Jon doesn't like the sound of his voice, Cody eats something he shouldn't have, and Dave is deeply crazy. Also, Hmm...
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:01 - What Day is This?: National Wear Your Pearls Day
12:29 - What Have You Been Up To?: Families, marriage, fatherhood, retro games, no promotions, getting married, moving, podcasting, working, singing, etc.
21:12 - Fruitwards: Legendary Prototype
31:28 - Improv Game of the Week: Voices from Heaven
This week Cody travels through time, Jon can't quote anyone, and Dave tries to sell death. Also, I REMAIN RELEVANT!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:13 - What Day is This?: Pretend to be a Time-Traveler Day
17:42 - Twittershins Rapid Balls
23:56 - Questionnaise/Listener Suggested Scenes: from Will
30:40 - What's Weird in the World?: Grave Digging Contest
*Please VOTE for your favorite scenes of the year*
This week Jon has to leave his body, Dave has only his limited squishy human brain, and Cody rages about different kinds of apples. Also, this episode is the least edited episode yet!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:01 - What Day is This?: National Eat a Red Apple Day
08:22 - What Have You Been Up To?: Renaissance Fair, moving, sickness, podcasting, etc.
15:58 - Fruitwards: Secretive Weather, Filthy Technology
26:30 - Improv Game of the Week: TV News
34:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave is thankful, Cody is thankful, and Jon is thankful. Also, listen for those Thanksgiving Easter egg tricks and treats!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:12 - What Day is This?: National Sardines Day
14:21 - Twittershins Rapid Balls
21:57 - VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SCENES!
21:46 - Listener Suggested Scenes/Questionnaise: from Will and Andrea (Thank you!)
34:37 - What's Weird in the World?: Squirrel!!!
This week Jon wants £3.000, Dave is Queen Victoria, and Cody really likes baklava. Also, that was dramatically British!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:04 - What Day is This?: National Baklava Day
12:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: Moving, renting a house, laying down the law, editing the documentary, getting a Professional Badge for Comic-Con, computer trouble, working for the State, planning to move out, planning to get a car with air conditioning, etc.
21:17 - Fruitwards: Suspicious Martial Arts, Stubborn Impersonations, Polite Robbing a Bank
38:33 - Improv Game of the Week: Alphabet Game
48:09 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave doesn't have the truck any more, Jon explains the bureaucratic ramifications, and Cody plays Navi. Also, #ThingHappened!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:45 - What Day is This?: National Forget-Me-Not Day
12:34 - Twittershins Rapid Balls
16:49 - Listener Suggested Scenes: A Round of Navi (from Greg the Great)
25:21 - Questionnaise: from Spicy McG and a Mystery Voice-Mailer
34:49 - What's Weird in the World?: Breaking the Rules
This week Cody is a disappointment as a human, Dave wants to know when the imagery will be made available, and Jon tried driving in metric. Also, it's Carnadian!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:36 - What Day is This?: National Sandwich Day
13:06 - What Have You Been Up To?: Rocky Horror, working, working, working, new cell phone (Dave got a Pixel XL by Google), Portland wedding, etc.
19:56 - Fruitwards: Timely Bananas, Self-righteous Tablet, Clueless Informercial
34:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference
42:00 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Happy Halloween from all of us here at Drowning Man Productions! This year we tell some more spooky and/or strange stories to set the holiday spirit and maybe make you laugh. Take a listen if you dare... to The Tomb of Horror!!!
This week Cody was hoping for something better, Dave lays down a sick burn, and Jon brings up Howdy Doody. Also, Blues Clues: The Gritty Reboot!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:44 - Twittershins
11:28 - Fruitwards: Suspenseful Doctors, Contractual Insomniac, Angry Therapy
30:19 - Improv Game of the Week: Pundit Show
39:14 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave doesn't like the interview candidate, Cody provides fashion advice, and Jon has been steeping his spices. Also, stabbed by a dog!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:39 - What Day is This?: National Yorkshire Pudding Day
12:13 - Twitter Balls Rapid Shins
16:58 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "The Last Video Rental Store" from Steven and "Unsuitable Interviewee" from Kacper (THANK YOU)
35:11 - Questionnaise: from Greg and Will (YOU ARE BOTH TIED FOR THE BEST!)
43:20 - What's Weird in the World?: Knife Dog!
This week Dave is afraid of possibly being afraid of things, Cody has a talent for surgery, and Jon is a proponent of measurements. Also that's giving me the wars, Jacob!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
04:23 - What Day is This?: National Noodle Day
14:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Adventure Mode, auto repair, horror video, work, etc.
20:19 - Fruitwards: Theoretical Phobias
26:24 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope Game
37:03 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Cody hums the 1812 overture, Dave sings part of the Australian national anthem, and Jon prefers not to do Taylor Swift. Also, an epic Questionnaise Rapid Balls segment!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:21 - What Day is This?: National VFW Day
06:56 - Twittershins
11:11 - Listener Suggested Scenes: VW shakedown (from Saran!)
19:02 - Questionnaise: EPIC VOICEMAIL RAPID BALLS EDITION (from Will!)
34:47 - What's Weird in the World?: Asshole Clowns.
This week Jon is f*ckin' goddamn adorable, Dave leaves the safe unlocked, and Cody is a "hair of the dog" kind of guy. Also at least it's my left hand!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:24 - Thank You Song!
04:05 - What Day is This?: National White Chocolate Day
09:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: League of Legends World Semi-Finals, announcing the Youth Ellys, D&D campaign writing, Halloween Special preparations, working, holiday pay, etc.
19:35 - Fruitwards: Therapeutic Criminals, Complicated History, Adorable Customer Service
34:08 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum
42:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Sarah returns for our occasional Drunk episode! Sarah can't pick up the cup (it's too heavy), Dave is off to a great start, Cody is swinging his hammer until people are satisfied, and Jon is not a culture hero. Also, lots of extra laughing!
*Remember to drink responsibly and never drink & drive*
Show Notes:
00:00:00 - Cold Open
00:04:28 - What Have You Been Up To?: Jack Jackson (seriously, check it out), Japanese translation, Stardew Valley, Pathfinder, No Man's Sky, new job, Phoenix Dawn Command, etc.
00:08:58 - Walkout: "Mom's Birthday Casserole"
00:15:43 - New Choice: "A Metal Petal Settlement"
00:23:10 - Doing Lines: "The Company BBQ"
00:35:10 - Directorial Styles: "I Just Need More Time"
00:48:41 - Press Conference: "The Old Woman and the Reactor"
00:56:16 - Everybody's Words of Wisdom
01:02:08 - Wrap up!
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This week Jon wants to do something crazy, Cody gets the point, and Dave knows about the Civil War. Also, don't start on the Droidocracy with me!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:33 - What Day is This?: National Ampersand Day (fun & fabulous art)
15:06 - Twittershin Rapidball Twitter-Ball Shins Rapid
18:58 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Teacher on the Brink" from Greg, and "Light Side/Dark Side" from Greg
28:25 - Questionnaise: Send them in!
30:07 - What's Weird in the World?: Fried-Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
37:37 - Wrap-Up
Thanks for listening!
This week Brent returns to ask for the proper permits, Jon directs one hell of a movie, Dave is here to turn you into real good Hollywood-style pirates, and Cody went "oh my!" and laid upon the floor. Also, I'm already radioactive!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:11 - What Day is This?: National Chicken Boy's Day
12:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Having kids, working, skateboarding, catching Pokemon, filming for a secret web series, injuring knees, recovering, computer upgrades, Stardew Valley, designing solar arrays, playing No Man's Sky, job search ended, etc.
24:28 - Fruitwards: Dave's Pirates, Bureaucratic Cats
33:08 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles
44:33 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
46:22 - Wrap-Up
Thanks for listening!
This week Jon explains what legs even are, Cody wants to get a little oompf going on, and Dave says things editorially. Also, The whisky sour has withstood the test of time!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:58 - What Day is This?: National Whisky Sour Day
15:14 - Twitter-Ball Rapid-Shins
19:32 - Listener Suggested Scenes: Wrong Movie
27:35 - Questionnaise: Send them in!
28:56 - What's Weird in the World?: Mr. Greenhand's Creations
Thanks for listening!
This week Dave isn't there (until he is), Jon knows about the torrid affair with the beautiful cabana boy, and Cody wants seven and twenty large-sized weighing stones. Also, what is there left to not ruin?!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:04 - What Day is This?: National Mail Order Catalog Day
11:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: NO MAN'S SKY!!! Japanese Rock Band Documentary, web show?, D&D, etc.
18:49 - Fruitwards: Uninhibited Mystery, Deluxe Prosthesis, Arctic Balls
28:02 - Improv Game of the Week: Sportz Center
36:34 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
38:17 - Wrap-Up
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This week Dave is just trying to hold it together, Cody laughs with the President, and Jon teaches you what you need to know in order to work at Area 51. Also, there was more sufficing to go!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open (!)
05:46 - What Day is This?: National Presidential Joke Day
12:02 - Twittershin Rapidballs
17:25 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "D&D Jocks" from Gary and "When Aliens Attack" from Will. THANKS!!
29:59 - Questionnaise: Send them in!
31:35 - What's Weird in the World?: Stolen Rabbit!
This week Cody doesn't want to lose another football game, Dave is making spoons, and Jon tries to provide some customer support. Also, mustache eyebrows?
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:15 - What Day is This?: National Coast Guard Day
13:47 - What Have You Been Up To?: JON GOT HIS FIRST SMART PHONE!!! Pokemon GO, San Diego Comic Con, confusing Grant Imahara, meeting Chief Executives, job search, No Man's Sky spoiler avoidance, helping people move, etc.
21:57 - Fruitwards: DIY Spoons, Stealthy Culinary Institute, Wasted Customer Service
41:12 - Improv Game of the Week: Master Servant Disaster
47:28 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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This week the guys do a "one-eighty" on the episode and go back-to-front! Jon asks for cell phone courtesy, Cody is showing you his generosity, and Dave would love to be your little sunshine! Also, F- means you don't get another shot.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Easter Egg
01:18 - Wrap-Up
02:18 - What's Weird in the World?: Pet Resort Exorcism
10:57 - Questionnaise: from Gary (in Natomas [Master of Divinity]), Will, and Will
20:17 - Listener Suggested Scenes: Cinema Cell Phones from Greg and 9 Year Old Movie Stars from Matt!
30:11 - Rapid Twitterball Shins of Twitter Rapidity!
34:55 - What Day is This?: National Chili Dog Day
41:08 - Introduction
44:25 - Cold Open
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This week Jon sits down to chat with modern-day old-fashioned explorer, Terrence "Falcon" Bradley. Terrence is planning an expedition to walk from California to the North of Russia, crossing the Bering Strait. Somehow. Find out all about him (and hear from our "sponsors") in this ep!
This week Will Reed returns to the podcast. He's trying out a new cereal, Cody has been playing Pokemon GO, Dave makes the jokes, and Jon tries to negotiate a Myrlin "infusion." Also we take life extra serious so our beverage consumers can take life less seriously.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:02 - What Day is This?: National Grand Marnier Day
15:29 - What Have You Been Up To?: Wedding officiation, No Man's Sky preparation, house purchase, board game convention, LEGO Big Ben, birthday, Pokemon GO, documentary edit, job hunt, music music, Elder Scrolls Online, Pokemon Training Assistant, etc.
24:32 - Fruitwards: Unplanned Homeowner, Self-Righteous Breakfast
34:33 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game
44:57 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week, the guys celebrate American Independence Day in the only way they know how... revealing the TRUE history of these United States. Jon presents the Jonathan Hansen Lecture Series: Lecture 1 - A New American History, Dave gives a failed speech, and Cody just wants to get to murdering. Also, tipples everywhere!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Thanks
01:15 - Introductions
05:34 - The United States Flag
16:45 - The National Anthem
25:05 - Truth or Dare?
32:46 - Red Coats
40:07 - Naming a Nation
47:38 - Presidentures
54:47 - Obscure Speeches
58:44 - Outroductions
Thanks to Will, Greg, Jason, Sara, Kevin, and others.
This week Jon refuses to shake hands, Cody wants to get 6.5 billion shares on social media, and Dave is flummoxed by the selection of signage. Also, reason 672 Dave is going to kill Cody in his sleep.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:44 - What Day is This?: National Handshake Day
08:47 - Twittershins/Rapid Balls
12:21 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Social Enforcers" from Greg the Great and "There's a Sign For That" from Super Message Sender
28:48 - Questionnaise: from Will "How do you make the most epic banana split ever?"
32:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Flag State of War
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This week Cody is eating crayons, Dave tries to distance himself from missing children, and Jon doesn't need prenatal education. Also, "alright, you've got me!"
Show Notes:
00:00 - Thank you song (leave us a review on iTunes and get a song written about you)
03:29 - What Day is This?: National Pink Day
15:37 - What Have You Been Up To?: Putting on a show, working, new hard drive, audiobooking, The Flight of the Sparrow by Ken Cressman is now for sale, Minecraft, purchasing audiobooks, baseball, etc.
21:35 - Fruitwards: Lazy Birth, Flexible Camp
30:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference
50:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
52:34 - Call for July 4th scene suggestions
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This week Cody gets arrested for performance art, Dave tries to get into the mind of the criminals, and Jon explains how to get to the Moon. Also, "I'M TRYING TO GO LIVE BUT IT'S SAYING I'M ALREADY LIVE!"
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:33 - What Day is This?: National Dump the Pump Day
0:08:58 - Twittershins
0:13:43 - Listener Suggested Scenes: Bad D&D (from Adam) and Elevator Confrontation (from Listener 347)
0:27:37 - Questionnaise: Moon Trip (voicemail)
0:33:37 - What's Weird in the World?: Red Bull Theft
0:43:35 - Call for July 4th scene suggestions
0:47:13 - Easter Eggs!
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This week we had our first recording session since presenting at BayCon 2016! Dave pestered a cowboy, Cody dumped entrails on somebody's driveway, and Jon succeeded at the Alphabet Game! Also sorry, Germany.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Call for Scenes
0:01:12 - Voicemail from Will: No Man's Sky delay
0:03:28 - What Day is This?: National Donald Duck Day
0:14:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: Yaycation, hot weather survival, BayCon 2016, day trips, working, BayCon 2016, learning, hangin' around, Minecraft (not No Man's Sky), job search, BayCon 2016, Catan, etc.
0:23:24 - Fruitwards: Scientific Cowboy, Unexpected Meat
0:32:56 - Improv Game of the Week: The Alphabet Game
0:42:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thanks for listening! Send in your scene suggestions for our July 4th special!
This week Cody found the fountain of youth, Jon Bond is tortured by a strange villain, and Dave makes several statements of questionable taste throughout the episode. Also, it's been a long 30 years!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:39 - Fruitwards: Theoretical Ninjas, Figurative Deathtrap
0:13:06 - Twittershins
0:20:00 - Improv Game of the Week: One Up (Pissing Contest)
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This week Cody tries to fend off Big Cheesecake, Jon explains the history of toilets, and Dave is a robot. Also, did you see my tattoo?
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:00 - What Day is This?: National Blueberry Cheesecake Day
0:12:33 - Twittershins
0:16:57 - Listener Suggested Scene: "Toilets: A History" from Greg!
0:34:16 - Questionnaise: from Will
0:38:29 - What's Weird in the World?: Robotic Characters
0:47:37 - BayCon 2016 reminder
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This week's episode is the best one in at least 7 days! Cody gets a terribly disappointing substitute for what would otherwise be a good thing, Dave forgot about the stock footage, and Jon knows how to avoid toilet duty. Also, my flan melted.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:22 - What Day is This?: National May Ray Day
0:09:49 - What Have You Been Up To?: Sickness, Marvel catch-up, vacation, Studio Movie Grill, gym time, Heroes of the Storm, Minecraft, audiobooks, singing, job search, etc.
0:16:10 - What We Will Have Been Up To In the Future: BayCon!
0:19:01 - Fruitwards: Lethargic Television Programming, Corrupted Camp
0:30:34 - Improv Game of the Week: The Information Game
0:38:24 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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This week Cody shows off his horse-drawn washing machine, Jon mentions he's a father, and Dave wants to know what drugs are in the placebos. Also, let's imagine a Universe where Gushers have booze in them!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Voicemail Cold Open
0:01:52 - What Day is This?: National Odometer Day
0:13:50 - Listener Suggested Scenes: from Greg and Greg
0:20:44 - Questionnaise: from Listener 347, Greg, and some feedback from Willie
0:34:14 - What's Weird in the World?: Cop/Citizen Silliness
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This week Dave tries to explain some changes coming to the baseball team, Jon decides to just walk away from the situation, and Cody will kick Hunger in the balls, oh yeah. What a bastard. Kick it... in the balls. Also, first base is a water feature now.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:32 - What Day is This?: World Password Day (password blaster)
0:10:09 - What Have You Been Up To?: Cleaning, allergies, singing, job search, Minecraft, No Man's Sky hype, podcast blogging, pooping, singing, wedding gigs, Deadpool, cleaning, haircut, segment crisis, etc.
0:16:12 - Fruitwards: Cinematic Philanthropy, Experimantal Baseball
0:31:16 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles
0:42:30 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thanks so much for listening!
This week Dave is not a schill, Cody is no longer married, and Jon is preaching to his swolediers. Also, I do like them horse races!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:10 - What Day is This?: National Blueberry Pie Day
0:11:34 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "I regret to inform you, but..." from Greg the Great, "Rigor Mickey" from Will, and "1940s Cell Phone" from Ruffus.
0:31:26 - Questionnaise: from Will
0:41:03 - What's Weird in the World?: Stranger Danger Test
This week Cody shares the important details of Wacky Jack, Dave wants to hire a sky-writer, and Jon is offended by produce. Also, I'll erase all the tapes.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:24 - What Day is This?: National Yellow Bat Day
0:10:28 - What Have You Been Up To?: Bakersfield Scottish Games, work work work work work, singing, rehearsing, audiobooking, cleaning a bedroom, etc.
0:16:00 - Fruitwards: Naked Fruit, Aerial Evangelist
0:25:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Walk Out
0:37:59 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave rants about stories, Cody nearly bungles a robbery with a very cooperative victim, and Jon thinks there was a real sentence in there somewhere. Also, don't get me started!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:07 - What Day is This?: National Reach As High As You Can Day
0:14:48 - Twittershins
0:19:18 - Listener Suggested Scenes: From Jenni "Don't Get Me Started!"
0:26:14 - Questionnaise: From Glutius Bump'N'Grind "What is booty?"
0:30:39 - What's Weird in the World?: Spaceship Theft
This week Jon calls a Point Of Order (POO), Dave is gushing creativity, and Cody is headed out to the links. Also, "Larry, no x 16."
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:50 - What Day is This?: National No Housework Day
0:07:13 - What Have You Been Up To?: Easter survival, moving house, D&D, audiobooking, conventions, hob-nobbing, Escape Rooms, etc.
0:11:44 - Fruitwards: Insensitive Investors and Evolving Meeting
0:22:15 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope
0:39:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Jon makes all the Dad Jokes, Cody judges the merits of the God of War applicant, and Dave tries to recover some data. Also, 1985 Billings.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:17 - What Day is This?: World Backup Day
0:10:41 - Twittershins
0:15:57 - Listener Suggested Scenes: from Jack Rugby
0:24:30 - Questionnaise: from Gary and Will
0:38:10 - What's Weird in the World?: Hiring Ninjas
This is a special overflow bonus episode consisting of a Fruitwards scene cut out of Ep. 163 - Mr. Gravy Canes. The episode was going long on time so here is what you missed. Enjoy! Dave opens a gift shop, Jon wants some nasty spoons, Jenni has a cough, and Cody has a bruised neck. Also, forks!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:00:58 - Fruitwards: Inapropriate Spoons
Thanks for listening!
This week Jenni returns to the show! She has a birthday coming up, Jon had a birthday recently, Cody had a terrible pretend birthday, and Dave is adding years onto his life. Also, The Needle!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:40 - What Day is This? National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day
0:14:22 - What Have You Been Up To?: The convention lifestyle, audiobooks, blogging, job search, weight loss, Savage Worlds: Deadlands, etc.
0:25:24 - Fruitwards: Dependable Execution
0:32:28 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game
0:50:10 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave says "dilapidated shack-quile O'Neil... Armstrong," Jon respects the Hat, and Cody helps to uncover some adorable government waste. Also, #imgoingtohashtagallofthisexclamationmarkFTW
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:27 - What Day is This?: St. Patrick's Day
0:16:19 - Twittershins
0:21:35 - Listener Suggested Scenes: From Skippy Dan
0:28:06 - Questionnaise: From Will and Destro Bunko
0:35:40 - What's Weird in the World?: Lost Goldfish
This week Cody recommends inflatable rubber clothing, Jon is the Guardian of the Sacred Treasure of Juan-Tee, and Dave is supposed to fight the Demon-Panda of Antioch. Also, a little bit of the odd.
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:43 - What Day is This?: National Mario Day
0:15:08 - What Have You Been Up To?: Minecraft update, No Man's Sky anticipation, job search, D&D, Heroes of the Storm, making Canadian friends, Con Season, etc.
0:25:00 - Fruitwards: Simultaneous Treasures
0:34:44 - Improv Game of the Week: TV News
0:46:39 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave wants to make you breakfast in bed, Jon advises against giving alcohol to monkeys, and Cody ain't found sh*t. Also, The Bible Car!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:25 - What Day is This?: National I Want You To Be Happy Day
0:09:04 - Twittershins
0:14:42 - Listener Suggested Scenes: visit wastingallthetime.com/LSS
0:17:59 - Questionnaise: visit wastingallthetime.com/question
0:20:13 - What's Weird in the World?: Drunk Monkey!
This week Dave represents the banana producers, Cody wants no beans in his chili, and Dr. Jon has a terrible bedside manner. Also, A Zoo Is Not a Home!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:57 - What Day is This?: National Chili Day
0:18:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: Long Beach Comic Expo, driving, D&D, job interview, audiobooks, audiobooks, and audiobooks!
0:25:31 - Fruitwards: Adorable Pirates, Cursed Holiday, and Limp Candy
0:36:23 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum
0:45:52 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week the guys have a reserve episode for you as Ted cleans the blood from the studio. Jon deals in vengeance, Cody wants to share what he discovered about orgies, and Dave is going to be killed in a few minutes. Also, that's some Santa bullsh*t!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:31 - Twittershins
0:08:06 - Fruitwards: Suspicious Therapy, Inappropriate Archaeology, and Bureaucratic Vengeance
0:26:19 - Improv Game of the Week: Pundit Show
0:34:38 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
This week Dave explains how many circles the internet has, Jon shares some Indiana dry-cleaning history, and Cody doesn't (for the record). Also, "his sorrow is indeterminately huge!"
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:20 - What Day is This?: National White Shirt Day and National Make a Friend Day
0:14:14 - Twittershins
0:23:30 - Listener Suggested Scenes: from Saran and Will! Thanks!
0:39:28 - Questionnaise: from Gwen! Thanks!
0:46:18 - What's Weird in the World?: Stolen Cheese!
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This week Jon is a literal anus, Cody defies gravity, Dave has had traffic, and special guest Jay is back to sell George Lazenby! Also, by no means go over the banking info!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:55 - What Day is This?: National Create a Vacuum Day
0:07:05 - What Have You Been Up To?: Romeo & Juliet, D&D, Drowning Man Productions legitimacy/intimacy, audiobooking, audiobooking, and audiobooking!
0:16:13 - Fruitwards: "Figurative Martial Arts" and "Insufficient Spies"
0:24:29 - Improv Game of the Week: Voices From Heaven
0:47:38 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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This week Dave has lost his mind, Cody embezzled funds (to make a flubtubbler), and Jon is furious with his imagineers. Also, return Gwen's books. Also also, sub-cutaneous vs sub-dermal at high speed!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:03:43 - What Day is This?: National Kazoo Day
0:23:09 - Twittershins
0:28:30 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Princess-free Disney" From Will
0:36:21 - Questionnaise: From Gwen
0:43:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Zoo Trouble!
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This week the guys return to FLAWLESS AUDIO QUALITY if not sublime content wherein Jon is offering up hearty handshakes and more, Dave has The Princess Bride on his mind, and Cody helps to choose his own method of execution. Also, deal with it bro-trek!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:03:58 - What Day is This?: National Hugging Day
0:14:11 - What Have You Been Up To?: Computer upgrades, website building, D&D, audiobooking, etc!
0:22:39 - Fruitwards: Family Friendly Results, Indecent Breakfast, Revised Execution
0:38:33 - Improv Game of the Week: Doing Lines
0:51:27 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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This week Cody is tri-ing too hard, Jon ate the horse girl, and Dave doesn't want you to read the fine print (or the large print) before signing. Also, it's a good looking trend line!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:02:17 -What Day is This?: Ratification Day
0:12:33 -Twittershins
0:18:50 -Listener Suggested Scenes
0:20:23 -Questionnaise
0:23:13 -What's Weird in the World?: Anti-Violence Fight
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Thanks for listening!
This week the guys return to normal(?) with Cody collecting toes, Dave making sandwiches, and Jon wanting to make things traumline. Also, "it's better than kombucha!"
Show Notes:
0:00:00 -Disclaimer
0:02:42 -What Day is This?: National Tempura Day #NationalTempuraDay
0:11:54 -What Have You Been Up To?: House of Cards, return to Atkins, Cody did a corporate phone system voice message recording thing, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, video games, D&D planning, shaving of beards #smoothe16, job search, concert preparation, etc.
0:22:08 -Fruitwards: Slimy Organ Donor, Apathetic Monuments, DIY Wizzards
0:36:49 -Improv Game of the Week: Defining Qualities (from Will)
0:47:42 -Cody's Words of Wisdom
