Thursday, December 28, 2017

Ep. 251 - 2017: Reaffirming the Nut


This week the guys count down the top ten scenes of twenty seventeens! Thank you for helping to make this the best year yet for efficient time wasting!

Show Notes:

00:00:00 - Cold Open

00:03:52 - #10: Termite Exterminator

00:09:54 - #9: A Day in the Life of Merriam Webster

00:16:56 - #8: French Restaurant

00:28:29 - #7: Trash Gators

00:35:32 - #6: 911: What's Your Emergency?

00:47:40 - Reflections

00:49:00 - #5: Space Phone

00:59:57 - #4: 911: More Emergencies

01:10:19 - #3: Aliens, Too: The Alienating

01:15:18 - #2: Getting Coffee

01:21:49 - #1: Grab Some Nuts!

Many thanks to all who nominated and voted on scenes this year! YOU are the BEST!


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Thursday, December 21, 2017

Ep. 250 - The Return to Clownshead


Jon, Cody, and Dave are forced onto a daring adventure to resurrect Intern Ted because they can't get into the liquor cabinet without him.

Happy Popcorn!


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Thursday, December 14, 2017

Ep. 249 - And That's What Happened


This week Dave wants to be a Viking queen, Cody is not a drill sergeant, and Jon actually cares about whether you jump or not. Also, please vote now!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

05:10 - Twittershins Rapidballs

10:38 - Fruitwards: Intoxicated Amusement Parks, Mindless Puns, Competitive Negotiation, Cosmetic Machinery.

28:25 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

40:19 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, December 7, 2017

WATT: Open Access Interview Series Ep. 7 - Karl Grunwald (feat. Phil & Phill)


This week local radio personalities Phil & Phill sit down to interview the fascinating German Folklorist, Karl Grunwald! Karl tries to share some knowledge with the audience and promote his new book, "Faerie Fire: An Archetypal Study of Stories from the Black Forest."


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Monday, December 4, 2017

MAKING OUR 2017 TOP TEN!

We hardly ever release a text post through the feed but this it important! Help us narrow down the scenes our listeners submitted as the best scenes of the year into a Top Ten list of greatness! We understand it's a big ask, but let us know your top three... the GOLD, SILVER, and BRONZE place finishers!

Here is the place to do it!


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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Ep. 248 - Town President (Glass Mousse)


This week Casey is back to arrest some time travelers, Jon tries a bunch of interesting mousses, Dave tries his hand at stand up comedy, and Cody figures we made some drunken promises. Also, hit the doo-hickey!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:53 - What Day is This?: National Mousse Day

17:04 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:12 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Elder God Comic" from Haster Haster Bo Baster Me My Mo Master

29:56 - Questionnaise: from a... Lich? and Hundar. Thanks guys!

35:58 - What's Weird in the World?: Drunken Time Travel


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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Ep. 247 - Dictating the Necronomicon


This week Casey is with us to reveal the truth about Pecos Bill, Jon reads some Keats, Dave fails to initiate a scene, and Cody reports the melting of two aids. Also, sometimes "yes and" isn't good enough.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:30 - Thanks to our new Patreon supporters!

05:06 - What Day is This?: National Eat a Cranberry Day

14:55 - What Have You Been Up To?: School, audiobooking, not motorcycling, concertizing, editing, Minecraft, etc.

21:03 - Fruitwards: Cursed Cowboys, Sensational Pub, emotional catchphrase, fearful editors.

38:09 - Improv Game of the Week: The Alphabet Game

45:17 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Ep. 246 - $50,000 Penny (Bow Tie Lincoln)


This week Jon needs to get his own priest, Cody is free, and Dave is being totalitarian, as always. Also, NO SINGING! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 02:41 - Twittershins Rapidballs 07:58 - Fruitwards: Deadly Dreams, Overbooked Investors, Suspicious Castle, Lucky Clothing, Uninhibited Domain 35:01 - Improv Game of the Week: Information Game 44:37 - Cody's Words of Wisdom (Dave Edition)


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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Ep. 245 - Allspice


This week Mike Bowles joins us again in order to be exasperated, Jon recommends butter, Dave is scared of being burnt alive, and Cody helps bring in a social media criminal. Also, please spay and neuter your sons and daughters!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:59 - What Day is This?: National Scrapple Day

15:19 - Twittershins Rapidballs

20:20 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Blind Party" From Gary

24:47 - Questionnaise: "Why are parents always right?" from Lord Bagel, "How's my statue coming?" from Hundar Heavyhide, "Where did you hide all the marijuana?" from A Concerned Citizen

31:09 - What's Weird in the World?: Social Media Criminal

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Thursday, November 2, 2017

Ep. 244 - Space Pirates


This week Mike returns to explain marine biology, Dave brings you the traffic, Jon wants the probes to be used properly, and Cody is Dave. Also, how do you respond to the allegations that this is the end of the episode summary?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:01 - What Day is This?: National Broadcast Traffic Professionals Day

12:14 - What Have You Been Up To?: Musicals, audiobooking, surprise running, saxing, cooking, hair talk, editing, etc.

18:42 - Fruitwards: Innapropriate Aliens, Dave's Therapy

30:21 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

41:00 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Ep. 243 - The Book of Secrets


This week the guys didn't even bother to come in to the studio to record anything. They've just uploaded this Halloween special for you to... enjoy? If we had to describe it, we'd say "three guys, one book." Don't get too spooked!

Show Notes:

00:00:00 - The Prank Call/Attic Discovery

00:06:53 - STORY 1: Heads Up, Campers!

00:22:00 - STORY 2: The Little Ghostmaid

00:47:45 - STORY 3: The Call-Center of Cthulhu

00:58:08 - The Last Moments

01:01:01 - The Tomb of Horrors/The Death of Ted *spoiler alert*

Happy Halloween!


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Thursday, October 19, 2017

WATT: Open Access Interview Series Ep. 6 - Tad Marvel


This week Jon sits down to chat with singer/songwriter Tad Marvel to announce the release of his upcoming EP, [insert title here]. With a catalog of over 100 songs, Tad will play some of his best live in the studio for an OAIS first!


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Thursday, October 12, 2017

Ep. 242 - Big Chair


This week Dave implores you to "follow the money," Jon interviews a gardener, and Cody is a terrible funeral home salesman. Also, PRIMARILY!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:59 - Twittershins Rapidballs

05:29 - Fruitwards: "Addictive Gardeners" "Restricted Architects" "Pointed Meeting"

20:49 - Improv Game of the Week: Pundit Show

31:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, October 5, 2017

Ep. 241 - SUPER!


This week Jacob Keller joins us on the show to talk about his upcoming short film "Super" and to play some improv games with us. Jon tries to justify the clown paintings, Cody objects to the funkiness, and Dave is a mermaid. Also, FUNK FUNK!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:50 - What Day is This?: National Get Funky Day

11:45 - What Have You Been Up To?: Making films, living the Hollywood dream, motorcycling, audiobooking, boat bailing, camping, cooking, Minecraft, etc.

23:17 - Fruitwards: Dreaded Paintings, and Garish Merfolk

33:15 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles

39:24 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, September 28, 2017

Ep. 240 - The Alchemy of the Law


This week Dave wants a tour of the building, Cody doesn't like clowns, and Jon doesn't know where it comes from. Also, it couldn't have been fishier!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:48 - What Day is This?: National Strawberry Cream Pie Day

15:27 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:38 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Evidence Uncovered" from A Bag Blowing in the Wind, "Contraband Recovery" from A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

41:52 - Questionnaise: from Maria Isabug, Penny Popper, and The Coal Miner's Daughter

49:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Sharks!


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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Ep. 239 - Candied Dick


This week Cody congratulates himself, Dave has been adulting like crazy, and Jon makes the case for Salisbury Steaks. Also, why does it smell like cherries?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:17 - What Day is This?: National Pecan Cookie Day

08:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Probation passing, moving out, moving in, battling ants, promotions, cooking, The Good Place, rejection, work, sleep, mo-cap actor dreams, etc.

21:28 - Fruitwards: "Flexible Wigs," "Intoxicated Robots"

37:06 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

43:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Ep. 238 - Cattle Prod


This week Dave wants to live creative, Jon exposes the lies of the great twitterbot machine before your very eyes, and Cody will be safe from smoke inhalation. Also, this is not a toy!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:44 - What Day is This?: National Live Creative Day

17:13 - Twittershins Rapidballs

22:17 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Wrong Role" from Squeaky Dave, "Office Fire" from The Floor Warden

35:20 - Questionnaise: from Balls Deep, Bryce Christensen, and An Owl With A Cavity

42:49 - What's Weird in the World?: German Crawfish

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Thursday, September 7, 2017

Ep. 237 - Your Left or Mine?


This week Jon critiques Dave's salami, Kristen gets excited about sharks, Cody experiences the blue screen of literal death, and Dave was tired of waiting for Jon's cooking. Also, there are such boobs!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:22 - What Day is This?: National Salami Day

09:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Waxing, Opera stuff, mischief, work move, Japanese documentary subtitles, passing probation, moving out, etc.

16:12 - Fruitwards: Illegal Machinery, Hateful Solutions, Wasted BBQ

33:20 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

43:06 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Ep. 236 - Aliens, Too: The Alienating


This week Dave tells us all about diatomaceous earth, Jon tells us all about a Guinness folk tale, and Cody tells us all about his mantra from high school. Also, can you guess how many jelly beans are in this episode?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:30 - What Day is This?: National Diatomaceous Earth Day

16:02 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

21:20 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Movie Trailer" from Will, "Folk Tale" from Will (Also see: Esporanzo's Dream)

33:42 - Questionnaise: from Unknown Caller and Gary in Natomas (Master of Divinity)

40:16 - What's Weird in the World?: Antarctic Fruitcakes

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Ep. 235 - Clings To The Glass


This week Dave saw the eclipse (IT WAS AMAZING!), Cody was not part or party to that in any way shape and/or form, and Jon screams in a federal courthouse. Also, say fifteen Hail Mary's and you'll be good.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:15 - What Day is This?: National Waffle Day

16:37 - What Have You Been Up To?: no motorcycling, finishing an audiobook, volunteering at Quandary Escape Rooms, filming for Quandary, office reorg, TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE, etc.

25:09 - Fruitwards: Evolving Alcohol, Mind Controlled Wizards

34:29 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope Game

49:24 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

Ep. 234 - sErIoUsLy?!


This week Casey is still here regretting his words, Jon is good at feet, Dave is not a good manager, and Cody gives Jon a new nickname. Also, TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:51 - What Day is This?: National I Love My Feet Day

14:03 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:39 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "New Manager" from B Krissy, "Body Impostor" from the Hotline, and "Poetry Slam" from Will.

34:18 - Questionnaise: from Miles Logan, An Uncomfortable Silence, An Enraged Wombat, and A Ping-Pong Mascot

41:01 - What's Weird in the World?: Peanut Butter Breakout

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

Ep. 233 - No More Puppy


This week Dave was too lazy to know what the date is, Jon is in a long existential nightmare, Casey feels that the meerkat is his spirit animal, and Cody is looking forward to the tragedy. Also all is lost... this is Hell... thanks a lot for joining us... you are damned... abandon all hope... goodnight folks!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open
02:20 - What Day is This?: National Lazy Day
07:18 - What Have You Been Up To?: Japan, motorcycling, audiobook recording, music making, finding an apartment, work, minecraft, "moving a lot of crap at work," etc.
13:06 - Fruitwards: Faithful Paintings, Dreaded Tragedy, Astounding Breakfast
26:15 - Improv Game of the Week: TV News
33:10 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, August 3, 2017

Ep. 232 - Grab Some Nuts


This week Cody wants to grab some bountiful nuggets, Dave is not a vampire, and Jon made some killer tacos. Also what is a pet name, actually?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:46 - What Day is This?: National Grab Some Nuts Day

08:54 - Twittershins Rapidballs

14:09 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Ransom Donuts" from Trailer Park Trash, "The Great Sanguino" from The Most Tender Lover I've Ever Known

25:57 - Questionnaise: from Taako from TV, Aruba Jamaica, A Confused Young Man, and Spicy Tunafish

37:51 - What's Weird in the World?: This is not a prank

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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Ep. 231 - Hold My Beer, Mercutio


This week Dave starts off a little drunk, Cody is keeping it worldly, and Jon wants to know what day it is. Also, New Jersey doesn't have a link. (AND THAT'S ALL JUST IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! #VALUE)

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:10 - What Day is This?: National Scotch Day

12:56 - What Have You Been Up To?: Thank you songs, Minecraft, The Big Sick, gardening, Waypoint, music, motorcycling, etc.

18:11 - Fruitwards: Old Fashioned Animals, Lazy Odes

25:43 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency?

35:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Ep. 230 - One Small Step


This week Jeremy returns to visit the Moon, Dave is learning his numbers, Jon develops an alligator algorithm, and Cody had a bad salmon experience. Also, you're on Troll Dick duty!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:29 - What Day is This?: National Moon Day

15:28 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

21:00 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Trash Alligators" from Slim Design, "Pork & Plunder" from Dark Popsicle

34:17 - Questionnaise: from Bryce, Morbad, Coldcut Sandwich, Soggy Waffles, Scuba Steve, and Bryce again!

48:35 - What's Weird in the World?: Troll Dick

 

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Thursday, July 13, 2017

Ep. 229 - Da' Underboss


This week Jeremy joins us as an erotic disembodied voice from the past, Cody doesn't get the performance art, Dave's piracy is deflected, and Jon fails to pee in a cup. Also, GIVE PAP-PAP A BUMP!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:48 - What Day is This?: National Beans 'N' Franks Day

10:25 - What Have You Been Up To?: Comedy Sportz World Championships, gardening, audiobooking, saying words wrong, celebrating motorcycle knowledge, etc.

20:28 - Fruitwards: Foreign Pirate, Enormous Spoons, Naughty Tablet

32:44 - Improv Game of the Week: Stage Directions "Birthday Party" and "Collection"

45:10 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

Links:

Comedy Sportz Sacramento

Dave's Audiobooks

Cody's Audiobooks

Our Patreon Page


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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Ep. 228 - Freedom Whiskey, Est. 1776


This week Jon wants to write the Declaration of Independence, Cody wants to fight Uncle Sam, and Dave wants to collect interesting sticks. Also, happy birthday America!

Show notes:

00:00 - Cold Open!

03:45 - Discovery!

09:20 - *HISTORY*

15:16 - Chase!

16:54 - *HISTORY*

19:38 - Pursuit!

31:09 - *HISTORY*

38:09 - Peace!

 

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

WATT: Open Access Interview Series Ep. 5 - Rodderick "Roddy" Bodkins


This week Jon sits down to chat with writer, actor, producer, director, and all around genius, Rodderick "Roddy" Bodkins. Roddy will be writing, producing, and starring in a six-week festival showcasing one-man-productions of the complete works of William Shakespeare. Some names, dates, characters, lines of dialog, and plots may have been changed in order to bring the imperfect into a new understanding via the duality of the two parts, that being of conflict. At least, that's what Roddy says...


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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Ep. 227 - A Really Special Night


This week Dave thinks you should release the information, Jon is not one of the people who likes the new revamp, and Cody is at it again with the so-called "death traps." Also, I'm not a doctor... but I am amazing.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

00:43 - Hearty Thanks to Cameron Mac, our Timewaster Patron!

04:00 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:33 - Fruitwards: Sad Spoons, Incompetent Mystery, and Insensitive Mythic Creature

24:48 - Improv Game of the Week: Pissing Contest

36:28 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

 

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Ep. 226 - Smile Power!


This week Will comes back to let Jon into Heaven, Cody thinks Chad is funny, Jon knows what grenades do, and Dave wants to be reimbursed for his teeth. Also, the fun outweighs the lack of fun!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:31 - What Day is This?: National Smile Power Day

11:21 - What Have You Been Up To?: Will has a Kickstarter for OAXACA!!!!! Behind-the-scenes Patreon stuff, audiobooks, etc.

21:44 - Fruitwards: Heavenly Rockstars

28:46 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles

36:15 - Patreon Hearty Thanks! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

41:46 - Will & Cody's Words of Wisdom

 


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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Ep. 225 - Trouble of the Heart


This week Dave decides to drink rat poison, Cody wants to get the job, and Jon will fight you with a sword. Also, fart in a tub!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:31 - What Day is This?: National Name Your Poison Day

10:40 - Twittershins Rapidballs

16:45 - Join us on Patreon!

20:46 - Listener Suggested Scenes: from Grego the Great

31:34 - Questionnaise: from Gary and The Ice Cream Man

41:17 - What's Weird in the World?: Robo Cop


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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Ep. 224 - It's Good 2 Huff


This week Dave explains citric acid wrong, Jon guards the Chateau of Madness, and Cody went so numb he lost his accent. Also, PATREON!!!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:13 - What Day is This?: National Nail Polish Day

14:42 - What Have You Been Up To?: We've launched a Patreon page!! Please check it out and help us take the show to new heights! Thank you for listening!

19:06 - Fruitwards: Mindless Castle, Numb Therapy

29:54 - Improv Game of the Week: Walkout

38:19 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Ep. 223 - Window Lok


This week Kody defuses a bomb, just like in the video games, Dave gets stung by a bee, and Jon wants you to break into houses. Also, we've gotten rid of the letter "C" now!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Intro

00:49 - Rapidballs Twittershins

04:02 - Listener Suggested Seens: "Bee in the Karr" from Katie O'Leary

10:09 - Questionnaise: from Gary and Will

15:34 - What's Weird in the World?: Gater Eskape!


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Monday, May 22, 2017

Jack Jackson: The Case of the Terrorized Tenor


On this episode of Jack Jackson, Jack takes on his toughest case yet: The Case of the Terrorized Tenor! Featuring Jon, Cody, and Dave from the Wasting ALL the Time podcast!

Links:

The new Jack Jackson: Noir Podcast!

Jack Jackson on Facebook

Comedy Sportz Sacramento

 


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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Ep. 222 - The Best Preparations Possible


This week Jon is back (as Thornton J Windshield III), Cody explains the giant mutant fish, and Dave is a woman. Also trust me, I've seen your wife.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

05:32 - What Day is This?: National Cheese Souffle Day

14:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Opera, Kill Yuan!!, surprises gone nearly very wrong!, Jack Jackson, Minecraft, work, etc.

20:01 - Fruitwards: Meddlesome Vehicles

28:37 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

45:01 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Monday, May 15, 2017

Jack Jackson: The Mystery of the Missing Madagascar Mask


On this episode of Jack Jackson, Jack takes on his toughest case yet: The Mystery of the Missing Madagascar Mask! Featuring Jon, Cody, and Dave from the Wasting ALL the Time podcast!

Links:

Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast

Jack Jackson: Noir Podcast

Comedy Sportz Sacramento


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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Ep. 221 - B Baker Street


This week Mike returns to solve the moo-dunnit, Dave is spokesman for Cactus Joe's Natural Acupuncture Clinic, Cody makes sure kids aren't being nerdy, and Jon (remember Jon?) makes a discovery. Also, we got evicted!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:40 - What Day is This?: National Foam Rolling Day

10:47 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

15:28 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Transdimensional Timewaster" from Will and "Reports" from Jon

30:21 - What's Weird in the World?: Giant Rubik's Cube

39:15 - Jon's Last Voicemail


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Thursday, May 4, 2017

Ep. 220 - Citrus-Centric


This week Dave wants good news, Cody is thrilled to work with Melons Jim, Mike communicates ideas with his voice, and somebody else did something. Also, team #teamjon!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Jack Jackson!

05:53 - What Day is This?: National Candied Orange Peel Day

14:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Company, Breath of the Wild, Reefer Madness, gunwales, audiobooking, trying to get to the gym, attempting to move out, travel for work, Minecraft, etc.

20:29 - Fruitwards: Popular Melons, Unexpected War

30:24 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice

49:57 - Mike's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Ep. 219 - Be Likeable, Get Ice Cream


This week, Dave wants to hear a good story, Jon is in North Korea, Cody is exiled from the Band of Ants, and Brent is still alive! Also, chyrons!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Jack Jackson!

02:18 - What Day is This?: National Tell a Story Day

10:36 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

15:44 - Voicemail from Jon

18:27 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Bandovants" from Will and "Horoscopes" from a phone number!

32:56 - Questionnaise: send them in!

34:51 - What's Weird in the World?: Romantic Graffiti


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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Ep. 218 - Stone Cold Busted


This week Brent is stone cold busted, Dave is confused by his computer, and Cody conspicted Brent. Also, Jon took a shortcut and made a big discovery but who cares. Also also, find out how the hell you grow!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

06:09 - What Day is This?: National Lima Bean Respect Day

12:58 - What Have You Been Up To?: Having kids, keeping them alive, doing a play, voice over, spending time with family, playing Mass Effect 2, gunwales, GETTING STONE COLD BUSTED, Quandary Escape Rooms fun, singing, Minecraft, travelling for work, etc.

24:52 - Fruitwards: Miraculous Vendors, Cantankerous Mutation

37:22 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice

49:28 - Brent's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Ep. 217 - Make Lunch, Count! (or, #FOLO)


This week Will had a little bit of a squeak, Cody wants, like, four peach cobblers, and Dave was poaching Tooth Fairies. Also, John? Who's John? Oh! You mean, "Jon?" Umm... Jon who?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:52 - What Day is This?: National Make Lunch Count Day

14:43 - Twittershins Rapidballs

20:58 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Real-World Hashtag Use" and "Pirate Ship Wake-up" (from Grego The Great)

34:17 - Questionnaise: send them in!

36:52 - What's Weird in the World?: Sasqu-ouch!


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Thursday, April 6, 2017

Ep. 216 - Follow Your Nose!


This week Will tries to steal a pack of gum, Cody is building a museum, and Dave wants to chop those thumbs off. Also, it's three times as fun... because of synergy!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open
03:21 - What Day is This?: National Sorry Charlie Day
14:30 - What Have You Been Up To?: Birthdays, preparing for a Kickstarter that doesn't exist yet, audiobook, No Man's Sky, Minecraft, singing, travelling, audiobooks, escape rooms, etc.
26:13 - Fruitwards: Cody's Legacy, Beginner Level Criminals
37:47 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Game
44:35 - Will's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Ep. 215 - Chinese Twitter


This week Jon is not there, Cody tries to figure out pronunciation, Dave is an intelligent automatic teller machine, and Casey is still here. Also, Lancelot gets a pass.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:01 - Message from Jon

03:39 - What Day is This?: National I Am In Control Day

12:18 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

17:43 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "iATM" from Will

24:31 - Questionnaise: from Scott and from Matt

33:42 - What's Weird in the World?: Pink Water


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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Ep. 214 - We Could Be Weird


This week, Jon has been fired.

Cody, Casey, and Dave host the first of a new series of shows that ends up being pretty much the same show as is typical. Also, nobody tell Jon he's been fired.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

05:54 - Jon's Voicemail

08:09 - What Day is This?: National Near-Miss Day

18:46 - What Have You Been Up To?: Rabbit fights, working at home, playing games, concert-going, cons, audiobooking, working, etc.

26:32 - Fruitwards: Shabby Robots

33:54 - Improv Game of the Week: Alphabet Game

43:13 - Casey's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Ep. 213 - The Pineapple Pizza Law


This week Jon wants to report a fire, Dave wants to not be forgotten, and Cody wants to stop laughing. Also, a day in the life of Merriam Webster, diction'ry-man!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:20 - What Day is This?: National Everything You Do Is Right Day!

09:48 - Twittershin Rapid Ball Shins Twitter Shin-ball

16:04 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Merriam Webster: Man of Dictionary" and "Fridge Talk"

28:50 - Questionnaise: from Greg!

32:49 - What's Weird in the World?: Pineapple Pizza Ban?


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

Ep. 212 - Ms. Pevensy's Castle


This week Sarah is found out, Dave owns a strange bar, Cody isn't what he seems, and Jon pieces it all together. Also, death of the Kens!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:42 - What Day is This?: National Barbie Day

13:39 - What Have You Been Up To?: Vox Musica, translating, Comedy Sportz, Jack Jackson, opera, conventions, audiobooks, working, Minecraft, etc.

23:25 - Fruitwards: Experimental Organ Donors

32:29 - Improv Game of the Week: Gumshoe


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Thursday, March 2, 2017

Ep. 211 - Do a New Thing


This week Jon reveals the suicide pact of our contract, Cody tries to deposit a $100,000,000 giant check, and Dave is a full-time dream girl. Also, Linda, FIX THIS!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:06 - What Day is This?: National Old Stuff Day

10:45 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:28 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Bank Account 000007"

28:14 - Questionnaise: from Will, Will, and Adam

34:04 - What's Weird in the World?: Cattle Feed


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Thursday, February 23, 2017

Ep. 210 - Art Is Pain, Gentlemen


This week Cody shows off his cave decorations, Jon gets stabbed at a dog treat establishment, and Dave calls 911. Also, stuffed alligators!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:46 - What Day is This?: National Dog Biscuit Day

13:03 - What Have You Been Up To?: Marriage, Audiobooks, Escape room project (Escape CMD), jogging, superbowl party, Lady Gaga, working, SIMS 2, hanging a new TV, working, audiobooking, etc.

22:01 - Fruitwards: Garish Caves

30:07 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency?

45:04 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Ep. 209 - The Marvel-ous Y-Men


This week Jon printed a picture, Cody thought he saw the ostrich, and Dave has a kind of weird intensity. Also eat a pizza, go on a carnival ride, eat a corndog, and don't go to the gym.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:25 - What Day is This?: National Do a Grouch a Favor Day

09:44 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

15:18 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "The Y-Men" from Katherine O'Leary "Eventual President" from someone! Thank you!

27:33 - Questionnaise: from Will

32:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Missing Red Panda?


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Thursday, February 9, 2017

Ep. 208 - It's The Acid


This week Jon promotes Shock & Awe, Cody doesn't want to bite the bull, and Dave fake vomits again. Also, we ~totally~ ordered pizza.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:51 - What Day is This?: National Pizza Day

13:26 - What Have You Been Up To?: Podcasting, singing, working, Minecraft, building house things, Sims, getting married, honeymooning, etc.

18:34 - Fruitwards: Miraculous Editors, Unpredictable Romance

38:07 - Improv Game of the Week: Bertram and the Master

44:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, February 2, 2017

Ep. 207 - The Honeymoon


This week Jon isn't there, Cody got married, Jenni got married, and Dave had a terrible idea. Also, the return of Casey... almost.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Voicemails

02:42 - Rendezvous

05:44 - Butterbeer

10:13 - Olivander's

14:25 - Quidditch

19:12 - Room Service

25:32 - Haute Cuisine

35:00 - Stowaway

40:33 - Casey Returns!


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Thursday, January 26, 2017

Ep. 206 - Dr. Watson's Stories


This week Dave tries to calculate 20%, Jon knows how to connect to Hawaiian Wi-Fi, and Cody makes a convincing Harry Potter. Also, dinosaur erotica novels! RAWR.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:49 - What Day is This?: National Green Juice Day

17:41 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

23:14 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Loss of Character" from Greg (thank you!)

31:03 - Questionnaise: from Adam C. and Will R. (THANKS!)

38:50 - What's Weird in the World?: Cougar Attack!


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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Ep. 205 - Space Popcorn!


This week Will returns to talk about his whatchamacallit, Cody likes the mute button, Dave evades the questions, and Jon screwed up his only job. Also, ...yes.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:48 - What Day is This?: National Popcorn Day

16:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Stardew Valley, Oaxaca - Crafts of a Culture, building THINGS, recording thank you songs, working, wedding preparations, etc!

28:17 - Fruitwards: Organized Cheese and Inquisitive Hobbies

35:27 - Improv Game of the Week: Conference Call *NEW!* 

48:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, January 12, 2017

Ep. 204 - A House of Cards


This week Cody is Dave, Dave is Jon, and Jon is Cody. Also, you can teach young dogs new tricks!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:09 - What Day is This?: National Marzipan Day?

06:14 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

11:15 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "A Workplace Mishap" and "Shelf Extension" (thank you!)

21:26 - Questionnaise: from Will and Will

28:19 - What's Weird in the World?: Revenge of the Squirrels

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Thursday, January 5, 2017

Ep. 203 - Homeless Penguins


Happy New Year! This week Jon's mic isn't working properly, Dave gets the State bird wrong, and Cody wants all the Credits. Also, the return of the Common Loon!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:20 - What Day is This?: National Bird Day (website)

19:25 - What Have You Been Up To?: Calendars, Christmas shopping, mental notes, etc.

22:00 - Fruitwards: Lethargic Cleaners, Rapid Princesses, Meddlesome Survival Course

36:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Scene

46:43 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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