Ep. 240 - The Alchemy of the Law

This week Dave wants a tour of the building, Cody doesn't like clowns, and Jon doesn't know where it comes from. Also, it couldn't have been fishier!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:48 - What Day is This?: National Strawberry Cream Pie Day

15:27 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:38 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Evidence Uncovered" from A Bag Blowing in the Wind, "Contraband Recovery" from A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

41:52 - Questionnaise: from Maria Isabug, Penny Popper, and The Coal Miner's Daughter

49:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Sharks!

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Ep. 239 - Candied Dick

This week Cody congratulates himself, Dave has been adulting like crazy, and Jon makes the case for Salisbury Steaks. Also, why does it smell like cherries?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:17 - What Day is This?: National Pecan Cookie Day

08:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Probation passing, moving out, moving in, battling ants, promotions, cooking, The Good Place, rejection, work, sleep, mo-cap actor dreams, etc.

21:28 - Fruitwards: "Flexible Wigs," "Intoxicated Robots"

37:06 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

43:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 238 - Cattle Prod

This week Dave wants to live creative, Jon exposes the lies of the great twitterbot machine before your very eyes, and Cody will be safe from smoke inhalation. Also, this is not a toy!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:44 - What Day is This?: National Live Creative Day

17:13 - Twittershins Rapidballs

22:17 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Wrong Role" from Squeaky Dave, "Office Fire" from The Floor Warden

35:20 - Questionnaise: from Balls Deep, Bryce Christensen, and An Owl With A Cavity

42:49 - What's Weird in the World?: German Crawfish

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Ep. 237 - Your Left or Mine?

This week Jon critiques Dave's salami, Kristen gets excited about sharks, Cody experiences the blue screen of literal death, and Dave was tired of waiting for Jon's cooking. Also, there are such boobs!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:22 - What Day is This?: National Salami Day

09:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Waxing, Opera stuff, mischief, work move, Japanese documentary subtitles, passing probation, moving out, etc.

16:12 - Fruitwards: Illegal Machinery, Hateful Solutions, Wasted BBQ

33:20 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

43:06 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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