A Kind of Flower

This week Jes commissioned a vase, Jon is desperately neutral, Cody is a Dorito's Guy, and Dave needs more staples. Also, it was a totally wild guess!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:31 - A Hearty Thank You to Linsey! 

04:41 - Style It!: Hieronymus Bosch 

13:54 - Jon's Segment: Conference Call 

24:38 - Cody's Segment: Oscar Moment 

30:24 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises 

37:23 - The Ending

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Municipal Knights - Of the Table

Introducing our municipal knights: Sir Penn, Sir Ector, Sir Cullen... and their shared assistant Squire Doyle! The Plot... Thickens!

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Monoscene: Deja Vu

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody dig ditches while Jon supervises... and there may be one or two profound moments.

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Amusement Park - A Denouement, If You Will

On this episode Coral got paid, Randy has been hearing voices, Clayton is going to say yes, and Barney is sweeping up. The Plot... Thickens!

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Monoscene - Uncanny Valley

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave tries to help Cody learn how to fit in.

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Terminator Hotel

This week Dave got it right, Jes is a perfect spinster, and Cody wants everyone to feel special . Also, you signed a lot of waivers!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Cold Open 

00:40 - The Beginning 

04:37 - Science Time with Dave: Mercury (the planet) 

18:25 - Jes' Segment: A Day in History 

28:42 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? (backwards edition) 

36:25 - The Ending

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Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes

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Wasting ALL the Year - Best of 2025 (Side 2)

This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the final five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026!

Show Notes: 

0:00:00 - The Beginning 

0:01:52 - Scene 6: Husbandry Camp 

0:18:39 - Scene 7: Bernoulli 

0:24:19 - Scene 8: Dick-Puncher Consequences 

0:34:55 - Scene 9: Whale Bones 

0:51:32 - Scene 10: Turpentine Angels 

1:01:30 - The Ending

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