In these special monoscenes, listen as Cody, Dave, and Jon discuss... well... it's weird. Just listen.
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)
Thursday, April 30, 2026
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Monoscene - Ocean's 3
In this special monoscene, listen as Jon, Dave, and Cody discuss the plans for an imminent heist!
Thursday, April 16, 2026
Municipal Knights - Fifteen Pythons Under A Blanket
This week listen as Squire Doyle holds a meeting of his own. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, April 9, 2026
Throwback Thursday 6: Flawless
Enjoy this release from our archives! Originally released April 9, 2020.
This week Jes can do amazing voices, Dave gives bad advice, Jon makes boats, and Cody takes offense. Also, Sleeping Beauty almost bankrupted Disney!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:37 - Style It!: The Cartoon
06:02 - Fruitwards: Lilliputian Rubadub
11:08 - What Have You Been Up To?: Working out, video games, YouTube, working from home, housework, cooking, staying at home, Minecraft, adjusting to the new normal, video games, bird watching, feeling fortunate, etc.
31:01 - The Scene Foretold: Justice
41:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Good, Bad, and Worse Advice
50:18 - The Ending
Thursday, April 2, 2026
Monoscene - Poolside
In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave, Cody, and Jes converse around the pool.
Thursday, March 26, 2026
Municipal Knights - Morgan is Trixie Who's a Davenport
In this episode Doyle comments on a neck, Cullen doesn't do subtle, Penn has been saving maidens, and Ector has been a knight for a long time. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, March 19, 2026
Burger Bait
This week Cody gets a nickname, Dave has the 7-year itch, Jes is bringing the cake, and Jon is a background mime. Also, sorry France!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:22 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
06:49 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
12:42 - Jes' Segment: Genre Replay
24:36 - Jon's Segment: One-Up
33:07 - The Ending
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Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Municipal Knights - Mandatory Magical Training and Lab
On this episode Sir Ector needs to take a training, Sir Penn needs to take a training, Sir Cullen needs to take a training, and Squire Doyle needs to take a training as well as with each knight. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Belittling the Magic
This week Jon's shirt changes color, Cody cries at a movie, Dave does some digging, and Jes advocates for a name change. Also, "two deads make an alive."
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:31 - The Jonologue: Instant Mashed Potatoes
13:11 - Cody's Segment: Movie Critics
25:08 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
29:40 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile
40:06 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, February 26, 2026
Municipal Knights - I Saw It On A Pamphlet
On this episode Sir Penn heard about a lovely luncheon, Sir Ector arranges a dancing lesson, Sir Cullen has to be nice, and Squire Doyle becomes a proxy. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, February 19, 2026
A Kind of Flower
This week Jes commissioned a vase, Jon is desperately neutral, Cody is a Dorito's Guy, and Dave needs more staples. Also, it was a totally wild guess!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:31 - A Hearty Thank You to Linsey!
04:41 - Style It!: Hieronymus Bosch
13:54 - Jon's Segment: Conference Call
24:38 - Cody's Segment: Oscar Moment
30:24 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
37:23 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Municipal Knights - Of the Table
Introducing our municipal knights: Sir Penn, Sir Ector, Sir Cullen... and their shared assistant Squire Doyle! The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, February 5, 2026
Monoscene: Deja Vu
In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody dig ditches while Jon supervises... and there may be one or two profound moments.
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Amusement Park - A Denouement, If You Will
On this episode Coral got paid, Randy has been hearing voices, Clayton is going to say yes, and Barney is sweeping up. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, January 22, 2026
Monoscene - Uncanny Valley
In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave tries to help Cody learn how to fit in.
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Terminator Hotel
This week Dave got it right, Jes is a perfect spinster, and Cody wants everyone to feel special . Also, you signed a lot of waivers!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:40 - The Beginning
04:37 - Science Time with Dave: Mercury (the planet)
18:25 - Jes' Segment: A Day in History
28:42 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? (backwards edition)
36:25 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, January 8, 2026
Wasting ALL the Year - Best of 2025 (Side 2)
This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the final five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - The Beginning
0:01:52 - Scene 6: Husbandry Camp
0:18:39 - Scene 7: Bernoulli
0:24:19 - Scene 8: Dick-Puncher Consequences
0:34:55 - Scene 9: Whale Bones
0:51:32 - Scene 10: Turpentine Angels
1:01:30 - The Ending
Thursday, January 1, 2026
Wasting ALL the Year - Best of 2025 (Part A)
This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the first five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:12 - The Beginning
01:58 - Scene 1: Cookie Tins
12:26 - Scene 2: A Nursing Home
28:42 - Scene 3: Venezuelan Beaver Jerky
39:12 - Scene 4: Warren
52:20 - Scene 5: Where is Salt?
59:47 - The Ending of Part A