In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody invite Jon into their fundraiser car wash.
Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)
Thursday, December 11, 2025
Thursday, December 4, 2025
Amusement Park - It's More of a Group Activity
On this episode Randy welcomes back the crew, Clayton is trying to not look at it, Barney is a changed man, and Coral questions the lighting. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Lunchables
This week Jon tries out some new words, Cody thought we were going to be there in, like, 45 minutes, and Dave is Jesus. Also, begat!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:51 - The Jonologue: Thanksgiving Dinner
14:18 - Cody's Segment: Walkout
22:25 - Dave's Segment: New Choice
30:14 - The Ending
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Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
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Thursday, November 20, 2025
Poet Lariat
This week Jes brings up The Grim Reaper, Cody wants a refund, and Dave forgot. Also, plink!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:22 - The Beginning
01:46 - Style It!: Burnout
13:26 - Cody's Segment: 185
26:33 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
31:09 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, November 13, 2025
Amusement Park - It's Water Problems All The Way Down
On this episode Coral likes the jumpsuits, Clayton suggests ropes and knots, and Barney was projected from the building.
The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, November 6, 2025
Parmesan
This week Cody is not there, Dave is living the dream, Jes is headed North, and Jon wants to rob people. Also, mememememe!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:12 - Where's Cody?
05:32 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
10:44 - Jes' Segment: One Up
22:14 - Jon's Segment: After the Last Minute
32:05 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, October 30, 2025
Monsters, Not Monstrous
Hang out at the lanes and listen to four stories told by the monsters that lived them! Always remember, "we are monsters, not monstrous."
Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Level Three!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - Introduction
0:02:40 - Monster: Vampire
0:17:36 - Story 1: The Corpse Flower
0:31:36 - Monster: Werewolf
0:35:12 - Story 2: An Overnight Hike
0:45:01 - Monster: Banshee
0:48:50 - Story 3: Bog Butter
0:54:27 - Monster: Slenderman
0:58:38 - Story 4: Pottery Class
1:06:26 - Meeting Concludes
1:12:07 - Outroduction