On this special Dave & Cody Show, Kameron and Casey stop by to play some improv games. Jon is probably out somewhere doing actual work...
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Ep. 300 - Beware the Odes of Christmas
This week Jon, Dave, and Cody are finally able to hold their studio Christmas Party and it seems to be going well... no murder! Everyone is about ready to sit down for a fine Christmas meal when trouble rears its ugly head. Is it really a crisis? Who will save the day?
Show Notes:
00:00:10 - Lesson I: Bertram & the Master
00:05:50 - Lesson II: Receiving Line
00:14:28 - Lesson III: Walkout
00:19:10 - Lesson IV: Conference Call
00:29:33 - Lesson V: Freeform Characters
00:36:35 - Lesson VI: Master Servant Disaster
00:43:06 - Lesson VII: Press Conference
00:51:58 - Lesson VIII: Fruitwards (Intellectual Odes)
01:06:16 - Lesson IX: Outro
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Ep. 299 - We Had Horses All Along
This week Dave is not sorry (you should see his smug face), Cody is wrong about fortnights, and Jon exposes a goose. Also, zzzzzZIP!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:19 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:16 - What Day is This?: National Day of the Horse
18:28 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene: Spider, Fly, & Moth (from Robert)
- Listener Suggested Scene: Boot camp for Mimes & Clowns (from Dusty Moody)
26:18 - HELP US PICK OUR TOP 10!
28:16 - What's Weird in the World?: Bastard Geese
39:06 - The Jonologue: Netflix
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Ep. 298 - Chicanery
This week Dave wants to show you the miracle of birth, Cody is Twitching, and Jon announces his murders in advance. Also, we can make you follow the law!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:22 - What Have You Been Up To?: Thanksgiving, smoking a turkey, Twitch streaming! twitch.tv/practicalrook, etc.
16:56 - Fruitwards: Cool Discipline
22:34 - GET YOUR VOTES IN!
23:21 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope
37:23 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, November 29, 2018
Ep. 297 - Waterfall of Hate
This week Jon is classified as a banger, Dave wants to send a greeting, and Cody says "nuclear" correctly. Also, don't be a Yahoo!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
05:17 - Twitershins Rapidballs
12:02 - What Day is This?: National Electronic Greetings Day
20:49 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Questionnaise: Veggies on a sandwich? (from Bryce); Rum pairing with sandwich? from (Bryce); What goes up and down but stays in the same place? (from Lisa)
- Listener Suggested Scene: Two guards connundrum (from Robert); Pro wrestler hair salon (from Gary)
35:47 - CONTACT US!
37:50 - What's Weird in the World?: Accidental Invite
47:55 - The Jonologue: Chipotle
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Thursday, November 22, 2018
Ep. 296 - 9 out of 10 "Doctors"
This week Cody is playing with mic distance, Jon explains the best way to end the night, and Dave is a postal carrier. Also, Happy Thanksgiving!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:15 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:45 - What Have You Been Up To?: Buying an Xbox, Rocky Horror, etc.
15:34 - Fruitwards: Theoretical Solutions, Sacrificial Videogame, Pointed Pirates
26:24 - CONTACT US!
27:53 - Improv Game of the Week: Calling In Sick
41:18 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, November 15, 2018
Ep. 295 - Twice As Much Criming (Soylent Bundt Cake)
This week Jon shares more video game news and rumors, Cody remembers that he is a freak, and Dave makes some good chili. Also, people call me "the car."
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:16 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:14 - What Day is This?: National Bundt Day
22:29 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- LSS: "Almost Dick Jokes" from John Dickardson
- LSS: "Shade Jingles" from Buttlett Cutlett
30:38 - CONTACT US!
32:02 - What's Weird in the World?: Ghost Groom (special guest: Casey!)
44:41 - The Jonologue: Smoke Detectors
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Thursday, November 8, 2018
Ep. 294 - It's Good to Keep Your Promises
This week Dave doesn't know where his trust should be right now, Jon breaks down the Nintendo news, and Cody gets interrogated. Also, rent is always a concern for those of us paying rent.
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:31 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:09 - What Have You Been Up To?: Streaming on Twitch.tv/practicalrook, working less, apartment cleaning, unboxing TV, etc.
14:16 - Fruitwards: Brave Boot camp, Therapeutic Communication
24:01 - CONTACT US!
27:06 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum
39:53 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Ep. 293 - The Graveyard of Chills
The guys hope you had a lovely Halloween holiday and would like to offer you this episode to commemorate the night.
Thursday, October 25, 2018
The Dave & Cody Show with Kameron & Casey - Ep. 3
On this special Dave & Cody show, Kameron and Casey stop by to play some improv games! Jon is nowhere to be found...
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Ep. 292 - We Don't Get No Gold
This week Jon speaks Greek, Mike throws his food, Dave wants something for the beginning, and Cody wants to know how much he has to pay. Also, that's basically how it goes around here.
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:12 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:35 - What Day is This?: National Sausage Pizza Day
24:00 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene: Baby Noir (from Zee)
- Questionnaise: "Okay, look. What does the city of Antlantis was?" (from Taump Scraubingler)
31:43 - CONTACT US!
33:02 - What's Weird in the World?: Coffin Contest
46:19 - The Jonologue: Fingernails
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Thursday, October 4, 2018
Ep. 291 - He Alleged
This week Mike is here to eat two pies, Dave plays a god, Jon wants to cook, and Cody does some quick and dirty investigation. Also, can I teleport out of here?
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:08 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:59 - What Have You Been Up To?: SPELLING BEE!, Elly nomination, Elly presentation, moving into a tile house, working, Elly announcing, party prepping, pressure washing, etc.
15:41 - Fruitwards: Exotic Minecraft
22:21 - CONTACT US!
23:54 - Improv Game of the Week: Teleport
39:42 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, September 27, 2018
Ep. 290 - Pause Break
This week Brooks is back and crushing it, Dave exhales at 22, Cody hates himself for allowing this, and Jon is powerful and witty and smart. Also, the Council recognizes French Tyler.
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:04 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:05 - What Day is This?: National Crush a Can Day
18:25 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Underground Rap Battle (from Butt Stuff)
32:00 - CONTACT US!
34:22 - What's Weird in the World?: Stolen Bugs
47:50 - The Jonologue: Rap Battles
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Monday, September 24, 2018
LIVE - Non-Euclidean
On this very special live recording of Wasting ALL the Time, the guys learn about elevated turtles, lunar diseases, dinosaur hugs, a couple of Tonys, Candyland, crates of kitties, spicy Jedi, weird sausages, and a whole lot more.
Show Notes:
00:10 - Prelude
02:46 - Intro 03:26 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:37 - Fruitwards (Part A): Hairy Tarantula, Dynamic Coconut, Spicy Jedi, Concentrating Pudding, Thundering Sith, Miniature Cat, Creamy Stitch, Elevated Turtles, Disgusting Lawyer, Lovely Parsnip
26:40 - The Jonologue: Candyland
28:43 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice "Space Fight" with Katy and "Horror Nut" with Bryce
39:08 - Fruitwards (Section 2): Provocative Superhero, Gargantuan Light Switch, Bat Shit Crazy Wiener, Drunk Tuna, Minty Mad Cow Disease, Fluffy Sunburn, Surprisingly Soft Fabulous Twinkling Dinosaur
55:05 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
56:35 - Outro
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Thursday, September 20, 2018
Ep. 289 - An Archdemon of Your Choosing
This week Brooks applies some peer pressure, Jon pushes the statuettes, Cody got a new tattoo, and Dave will hold. Also, you catfished our boss?!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:04 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:10 - What Have You Been Up To?: Breathing, schooling, improvising, Daryl Jude Conspiracy Dude, book report, engaging, etc.
15:25 - Fruitwards: Futuristic Little Timmy, Generous Programming
21:30 - CONTACT US!
23:59 - Improv Game of the Week: The Consultant
39:52 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, September 13, 2018
Ep. 288 - A Classroom Play
This week Dave is not into his past lives, Cody quietly hates Twitter, Bryce is back to talk about gravy and peaches, and Jon is genuinely angry. Also, boiled milk!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
01:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:32 - What Day is This?: National Kids Take Over the Kitchen Day
16:16 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Undefined Voicemail (Thanks... Gina?)
- Listener Suggested Scene: Viagra Addict (from Dusty Moody)
- Listener Suggested Scene: Past Lives (from Mike Bowles)
32:59 - CONTACT US!
35:46 - What's Weird in the World?: Baby Squirrel Pursuit
45:14 - The Jonologue: Bottled Water
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Thursday, September 6, 2018
Ep. 287 - Christine
This week Bryce wants us to have some gum, Dave explains away the actions of some trucks, Cody goes extra long, and Jon is having problems with his undies. Also, bunnies!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:12 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: Level 5 Paladin, rebuilding a deck, college, 6-day work-week, motorcycling, minor deforestation, etc.
14:23 - Fruitwards: Unexpected Lingerie, Adorable Machinery, Insolent Transportation
27:32 - CONTACT US!
30:18 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference
38:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, August 30, 2018
Ep. 286 - Unscheduled Chair Hit
This week sees the return of Hatman (Anthony) who is going to the secret place without you, Dave is extraliterate, Cody accidentally picked up some fun, and Jon remembers back in the day. And what s'more, friendship!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:01 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:20 - What Day is This?: National Toasted Marshmallow Day
22:04 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene: "6 Second Fruitwards" from Mike Bowles, "Escape Room Gone Bad" from Cinnamon Frost
29:31 - CONTACT US!
31:11 - What's Weird in the World?: Escaped Headbangers
40:53 - The Jonologue: Rubber Duckies
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Thursday, August 23, 2018
Ep. 285 - The Eventual and Inevitable
This week "Hatman" (Anthony) joins the guys to report an awkward situation, Dave is simultaneously excited and afraid, Cody is looking for some Bananas Foster, and Jon promotes Mothers In the Labor Force. Also, are you in a bathtub full of ice?
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:05 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Graduating college, looking for a job, procuring components to build a computer, not getting hooked on Heroes of the Storm, broken cars, hot motorcycling, backyard deforestation, being on fire, etc.
11:38 - Fruitwards: Odd Technology, Filthy Laws, Sleazy Tournament
24:01 - CONTACT US!
25:38 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency?
42:53 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, August 16, 2018
Ep. 284 - Uklander Adjacent (A Bad Night At The Track)
This week Jenni thinks the astronauts are hot, Cody is in the audience, Jon asks for help, and Dave is having a bit of a dig-down. Also, I was totally sleeping!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
01:47 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:38 - What Day Is This?: National Tell A Joke Day
19:17 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
Listener Suggested Scene: Hypnotic Trouble (from Mike), "Drunk Librarian" (from Dusty Moody)
30:12 - CONTACT US! (LIVE show on 8/17!)
31:45 - What's Weird in the World?: Living Room Well
44:02 - The Jonologue: Racetracks
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Thursday, August 9, 2018
Ep. 283 - Thanksgiving Push-Ups
This week Jenni can hear the Earth's song, Cody got an unexpected promotion, Jon is friendly, inviting, and yet off-putting, and Dave wants a gross. Also, Lord-five!!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:25 - LIVE SHOW COMING UP! GET TICKETS HERE!
05:03 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:42 - What Have You Been Up To?: Career change, Disneyland trip, website building, escape rooms, etc.
13:08 - Fruitwards: Energetic Boot Camp, Terrible Baseball, Miraculous Brands
27:56 - CONTACT US!
29:19 - Improv Game of the Week: Thanksgiving Grace
43:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, August 2, 2018
Ep. 282 - That Makes Sense (It Has To)
This week Dave is playing first fiddle, Cody makes executive decisions, and Jon returns to the world of Build-a-Bear. Also, wuh-sweered?!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:42 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:40 - What Day Is This?: National Coloring Book Day
16:33 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene: "As I always say..." from Will and "Janitor talk" from Grego T Great
30:30 - CONTACT US!
31:43 - Remember the 90s?
34:15 - What's Weird in the World?: Pay Your Age
48:18 - The Jonologue: Keychains
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Thursday, July 26, 2018
Ep. 281 - Banana Arm Stealer
This week Dave doesn't have any perception, Cody reads his notes, and Jon works for the F.B.I.A. Also, "what to say...?"
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:02 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:26 - Fruitwards: Obnoxious Dungeon Master, Deadly Bananas, Blank Masterpiece
27:27 - CONTACT US!
29:05 - Improv Game of the Week: Letters Home
52:45 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, July 19, 2018
Ep. 280 - The Putnam County Spelling Drugs
This week Will is still with us casting shade, Jon does not meth around, Dave wants to sell you things, and Cody has to grab his buns. Also whatever Cody said, ignore it!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
03:44 - Twittershins Rapidballs
12:21 - What Day is This?: National Hotdog Day
24:43 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene - from Butt Stuff "Drunk Business Kids"
- Questionnaise - from Your Dad "Bedroom Tips"
36:38 - CONTACT US!
39:03 - What's Weird in the World?: Drug Complaints
48:47 - The Jonologue: Email Read Receipts (suggested by Matt)
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Monday, July 16, 2018
The Dave and Cody Show 2
It's another installment of The Dave and Cody Show! #TeamJon supporters will have to sit this one out because he didn't bother to show for the recording. You'll just have to wait for the regular episode in a few days!
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Thursday, July 12, 2018
Ep. 279 - Theodeus and His Awl
This week Will joins the fun to go aggro, Dave wants you to go further south, Jon is in charge of light, and Cody wants the authentic acid experience. Also, it was a little tortured.
Show Notes:
00:10 - Cold Open
02:37 - Twittershins Rapidballs
11:09 - What Have You Been Up To?: Oaxaca, con travel, Lego roller-coaster, strange phone calls, not being Wolverine, trip to Boston, returning to games, etc.
21:27 - Fruitwards: cosmic architects, unplanned hobbies
31:37 - CONTACT US!
33:25 - Improv Game of the Week: What's My Muse?
44:59 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Monday, July 9, 2018
The Dave and Cody Show 1
It's a bonus episode of games with Dave and Cody! Sorry #TeamJon, maybe try supporting another team!
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Thursday, July 5, 2018
Ep. 278 - 45 Minute Pulled Pork
This week Jon, Cody, and Dave wanted to throw a 4th of July barbecue (Christmas party?) but wouldn't you know it, Uncle Sam had other ideas. Also, what a narrative flourish!
Show Notes:
00:10 - Preamble
03:09 - "I think he was starting."
14:45 - "There is a Murderer..."
23:53 - "Is it just any house?"
29:24 - "There are secret blueprints, hidden in a secret place..."
35:56 - "Note to self: tell successor about the hat"
44:09 - "Use the thing. Destroy the hat."
52:00 - "That's two felonies!"
55:33 - Postamble
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Thursday, June 28, 2018
Ep. 277 - Lime: The Most Single of All Flavors
This week Cody says sports terms, Dave drives the speed limit, and Jon remembers the squirrels. Also, "Oooooo magic is afoot! My wish, my wish!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
04:13 - Twittershins Rapidballs
11:14 - What Day is This?: National Paul Bunyan Day
23:50 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Questionnaise: from Gary "New house features" from Butt-stuff "Creative gift"
- Listener Suggested Scene: from Dusty Moody "Post-Podcast"
39:23 - CONTACT US!
41:23 - What's Weird in the World?: Poop Train
51:34 - The Jonologue: Sweaters
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Ep. 276 - I Wouldn't Waste It On You
This week Jon is pleased with the new software patch, Dave was raised with the etiquette of a saint, and Cody doesn't understand how King Triton's laser-shooting trident works underwater. Also that's a weird question from Dad!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs
06:14 - What Have You Been Up To?: Headaches, cons, discovering major fires, preparing to launch a podcast network, etc.
10:23 - Fruitwards: Stealthy Merfolk, Insensitive Robots, Therapeutic Wrestlers
23:45 - CONTACT US!
25:35 - Improv Game of the Week: This Is Serious
34:14: Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Ep. 275 - Power Man Lives & Never Lies
This week Cody wants to play strip solitaire, Brent wants you to charge $10M, Dave is not Dutch, Casey explains the mechanics of golden tickets, Jon is Power Man again, and Emily chimes in for the crucial moments. Also good luck. Moms suck, sooooo............
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:05 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:22 - What Day is This?: National Bourbon Day
20:18 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scenes: "Office Confrontation" "Sovereign Citizen"
36:56 - CONTACT US!
38:33 - What's Weird in the World?: 22lb iPhone case
46:35 - The Jonologue: Smoke Alarms
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Ep. 274 - The Bottleneck
This week Dave doesn't get to use his angry dad face, Brent wants to complete his tasks, Jon wants to use swords, Casey is on the river's side now, and Cody's car is a MESS. Also, tickle a mockingbird!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:28 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:52 - What Have You Been Up To?: Things, actory things, small film audition, pseudeo set-up, not going to the gym, etc.
12:49 - Fruitwards: Sacrificial Logic, Toxic Insomniac, Filthy Vehicles
24:54 - CONTACT US!
26:15 - Improv Game of the Week: The Consultant
39:17 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, May 31, 2018
Ep. 273 - Miami Heat
This week Dave tries to make you smile, Jon doesn't want to go swimming, and Cody got lost. Also, its a promebration!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:22 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:25 - What Day is This?: National Smile Day
16:04 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- LSS - "Maple Syrup Magnate" from Can Aydian
- Questionnaise - "How many Lowe's can a Rob Lowe rob, if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?" from Tommy D
- Questionnaise - "Do you have any openings that I can fill?" from Buck Baxter
26:28 - CONTACT US!
28:00 - What's Weird in the World?: Tiger at Prom?!
37:19 - The Jonologue: Acoustic Tiles
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Thursday, May 24, 2018
Ep. 272 - Broke Sack Liftin' (Stay Swole)
This week Dave brings back some childhood songs, Jon doth wisheth to purchase a doublet of fynest qualitie, and Cody would like for you to "bop on down" to the police station to post his bail. Also, just do YouTube!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs
06:55 - What Have You Been Up To?: Concertizing, concertizing, and planning for surgery, etc.
12:53 - Fruitwards: Indecent Homeowner, Suspicious Vendors
25:02 - CONTACT US!
27:03 - Improv Game of the Week: Calling in Sick
35:32 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, May 17, 2018
Ep. 271 - Chips.
This week Cody makes fun of how Dave says "Ninja Turtles," Jon explains a small hall, and Dave wants to hit that ranch. Also, it's all about L-Pop now!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:16 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:31 - Fruitwards: Dreaded Gardeners, Unpredictable Odes, Edible Creepy Crawlies
24:58 - Improv Game of the Week: Bertram and the Master
37:01 - The Jonologue: Socks
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Ep. 270 - Who Am I To Decide?
This week Cody is here due to reserve episode magic, Dave doesn't know where kids come from, and Jon watches the geo nat channel. Also, no one wants to get F-worded!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:57 - Fruitwards: Aerial Collectibles, Inspirational Parables, Garish Dreams, Theoretical Evangelist
25:00 - CONTACT US!
26:45 - Improv Game of the Week: Pundit Show
37:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Ep. 269 - You Know How We're Witches?
This week Cody is really not here, Kameron explains what elevators are good for, Sarah drops the episode title (but then we chickened out), Dave becomes cat stew, and Jon is taking golf advice from a painting of a clown. Also, it went somewhere!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:06 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:09 - What Day is This?: National Lumpy Rug Day
17:01 - CONTACT US!
20:05 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Listener Suggested Scene: "Mini Golf" from No Putts About It
- Questionnaise: "Banana Boat Contest" from Butt Stuff
30:13 - What's Weird in the World?: Tarantula Burger
39:50 - The Jonologue: Chemtrails
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Thursday, April 26, 2018
Ep. 268 - Badger Orgasms
This week Cody is fired, Sarah is selling home shopping networks, Dave listens to salacious nature sounds, Kameron is related to a Santa in Manteca, and Jon wrangles the talent. Also, if everyone jumped off a cliff... does that make it true? #Dadvice
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:25 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: Playing games, translating games, play-testing games, Minecraft, nothing, etc.
13:54 - Fruitwards: Imaginary Meat, Popular Home Shopping Network, Sensational Wilderness
30:12 - CONTACT US!
31:29 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference "Community Garden"
41:20 - Intruder!!
44:16 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thursday, April 19, 2018
Ep. 267 - Paper or Plastic?
This week Jon chooses between paper and plastic, Cody doesn't know how to pronounce words, and Dave explains how to get into a crayon box. Also, opera!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:33 - What Day is This?: National Hanging Out Day
16:00 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- From Steven B "The Last Video Rental Store"
- From Millennium Suggestion Box "Card Duels"
- From Stu D Guide "The Development of Opera"
29:52 - CONTACT US!
31:11 - What's Weird in the World?: Binge Job
37:38 - The Jonologue: Paper or Plastic?
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Thursday, April 12, 2018
Ep. 266 - A Spooky Portrait, A Creepy Character, A Robot Vampire, The Statues
This week Jon is getting spirit ridden right now, Cody realizes that time has no meaning, and Dave is so looking forward to doing some collaborations. Also, those Gothlics!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Thank you, Lola. We miss you so much.
08:24 - Twittershins Rapidballs
14:26 - What Have You Been Up To?: Designing book covers, buying a car, playing video games, etc.
19:06 - Fruitwards: Self-Righteous Weather, Celebrated Artists, Robotic Eyeballs
33:00 - CONTACT US!
34:25 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Game
46:40 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, April 5, 2018
Ep. 265 - You Make the Reality
This week Jon tells you that you are a beautiful birthday queen, Dave doesn't know what he wants, and Cody didn't know they still had a dromedary at the quarry. Also, this one was different.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:35 - Twittershins Rapidballs
04:59 - Fruitwards: Forgotten Robots, Lusty Interrogations, Deluxe Cheese, Domestic Performance
19:08 - CONTACT US!
20:16 - Improv Game of the Week: Walkout
26:09 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Monday, April 2, 2018
LIVE - My Phone's Made of Butter
This week Jon is live, Dave is live, and Cody is there, too (live)! Also, let's Netflix and chill!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:07 - Twittershins Rapidballs
05:12 - Fruitwards: Bruised Nuts, Hungry Board-Game, Supple Sandra Bullock, Slippery Cummerbund
15:34 - The Jonologue: Girl Scout Cookies
17:31 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency?
27:09 - Fruitwards: Vigorous Twinkies, Vivacious Android, Smokey Beanbag, Voluptuous Corn dogs, Porcelain Bridge, Fortuitous yet Lugubrious Deep Fried Butterballs
42:06 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, March 29, 2018
Ep. 264 - Happy Birthday Beans
This week Dave explains digital audio, Cody thinks everything is classy, and Jon threw out an entire dog. Also, onhcetttT!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open...?
01:46 - Twittershins Rapidballs
05:44 - Fruitwards: Unplanned Beans, Smoked Baseball, Beginner Level Party, Insensitive Rock Stars
20:32 - CONTACT US!
21:54 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice!
33:05 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, March 22, 2018
Ep. 263 - RC Cola: More Dangerous?!
This week, Cody runs a hotel (very poorly), Mike shows someone something he shouldn't, Brent finds out that he's not as powerful as he thought, and Seth gets to float in the air.
Show notes:
00:00 The beginning (Dave, what do I put here? I see a bunch of numbers on the other show notes? Like...
95:18 - The death star explodes ...but I don't know what those numbers mean. Umm...do they have to do with speed? Or how drunk we are at any given point? Then it should be...
99:99 - Cody is not sober at all ...for basically every episode.)
Thursday, March 15, 2018
Ep. 262 - A Pig-Proof Home
This week Cody is Jon, Jon is Dave, and Dave is Cody. Also, the return of the Y-Men!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:47 - Twittershins Rapidbals
07:58 - What Day is This?: National Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
12:02 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Swap" from Casey The Greatest, "Return of The Y-Men" from Butt Stuff
24:38 - CONTACT US!
26:20 - What's Weird in the World?: Adopt a Bacon
36:38 - The Jonologue: Red Solo Cups
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Thursday, March 8, 2018
Ep. 261 - The Stick Will Tell!
This week Jon tells you how to get a job, Cody is not allowed in France, and Dave needs a fortune. Also, I can never tell the difference between them and pandas.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:36 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:42 - What Have You Been Up To?: fixing a sick dog, thinking of past pets, work, LTUE (Life, The Universe and Everything), drinking in Utah, etc.
12:57 - Fruitwards: Indecent Pies, Distorted Party, Lost Gardeners
25:08 - CONTACT US!
26:48 - Improv Game of the Week: Sportz Center - "The Lightbulb Exchange"
35:53 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Ep. 260 - Dadgum, That's Good!
This week Mike welcomes you to his lair, Dave is cooking up trouble, Jon wants you to use bacon grease instead, and Cody just wants a real snack. Also, I'm still on fire!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
01:44 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:47 - What Day is This?: National Dadgum, That's Good! Day
18:12 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "The Sopranos" (from Not Bryce, Definitely Not Bryce), "Hikers' Obstacle" (from Max Power)
31:21 - CONTACT US!
33:01 - What's Weird in the World?: Endangered Animal Condoms (Kraven's Krates)
40:29 - The Jonologue: Face Masks
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Thursday, February 22, 2018
Ep. 259 - The Happy Sharing Fun Time
This week Mike is running a suspect children's show, Dave ruined comedy, Cody thought it was going to be sexy but it was not, and Jon is not a fan of sorcerers. Also, GET WEAKED!
Show Notes:
00:00 - COME TO OUR FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!
02:32 - Twittershins Rapidballs
07:38 - What Have You Been Up To?: Not a whole lot, not acting, personal projects, video games, minecraft, video games, cooking, etc.
10:40 - Fruitwards: Thought-provoking wizards, misplaced television programming
20:45 - Contact Us!
22:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Voices From Heaven
43:33 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, February 15, 2018
Ep. 258 - A Schopenhauer Thing
This week Dave teaches axe throwing, Jon makes a bad bad-cop, and Cody hates popcorn. Also, "don't call out my bullshit!"
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:53 - Twittershin Rapidballs
09:35 - What Day is This?: National Gumdrop Day
24:23 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Good-Cop/Bad-Cop" from Josh G. "Why do people think corduroy is a suitable fabric for clothing?" from Will, "Philadelphia Beverage Tax"
36:46 - Contact Us!
38:32 - What's Weird in the World?: Philosophical Axe Throwing
49:25 - The Jonologue: Baking
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Thursday, February 8, 2018
Ep. 257 - It's The Bowser
This week Cody almost does Twittershins wrong, Dave is selling Girl Scout cookies, and Jon is going for the sweet gains (not the bitter gains). Also, get the duct tape!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:10 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:48 - What Have You Been Up To?: Not jury duty. Not baking. Etc.
13:02 - Fruitwards: Impoverished Princesses, Indecisive Supplements, Shabby Solutions
26:51 - Contact Us!
28:16 - Improv Game of the Week: TV News
37:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, February 1, 2018
Ep. 256 - Chromatically Sinuous
This week Seth has never tripped before, Dave explains Tiddlywinks, Kameron is a nugget god, Cody has been keeping a snake, Jeremy did destroyed someone's heart, and Jon wants you to drink Pete's instead. Also, honorable mention: plugs!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:29 - Twittershins Rapidballs
10:00 - What Day is This?: National Serpent Day
19:46 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:
- Questionnaise: "What would you say the top-five under-appreciated inventions are and why?"
- Listener Suggested Scenes: "Fan Fiction" from Mike
29:19 - Contact Us!
30:23 - What's Weird in the World?: Chicken Nugget Connoisseur
40:53 - The Jonologue: Starbucks Coffee
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Thursday, January 25, 2018
Ep. 255 - Putin Pops
This week we have a full house! Kameron is a Licensed Medical Doctor, Jon is going to pop a vein, Seth tries to give the "this will all be yours" talk, Dave botches an aria, Jeremy wants to know if a bus crashed on the moon, and Cody disregards your instructions. Also, we're not getting past that line!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs
09:01 - What Have You Been Up To?: Civ 5, naming places, animating a cartoon, proposing to a girlfriend, Minecraft, thank you songs, etc.
17:14 - [SONG] Gary in Natomas, Master of Divinity
22:54 - Fruitwards: Lethargic Legacy, Sensational Bootcamp, Exotic Spies
36:24 - Contact Us!
37:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference - Bus Recall
44:31 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Thursday, January 18, 2018
Ep. 254 - Fun Guys Club
This week Dave explains what TDJ stands for, Cody is not prepared to put in the effort, and Jon wants some slight oblique motion. Also, never change!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
02:13 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:33 - What Day is This?: National Thesaurus Day
17:05 - Fings What Got Sent Us:
- LSS: "Contract Negotiations" & "D&D @ Work"
- Questionnaise: "What exactly is 'TDJ' and why does it feel so good to yell it out loud?"
29:27 - Contact Us!
30:34 - What's Weird in the World?: Pumping Gas
40:17 - The Jonologue: Styrofoam Packing Peanuts
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Ep. 253 - Death Axe Ice Maiden
This week Jon wants to hear more from the nerd gallery, Cody's nickname is Forehead Vein, and Dave screws the math up all over the place. Also, sorry Switzerland.
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
03:22 - Twittershins Rapidballs
08:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: Recording music for the podcast, watching The Office, throwing out a back, watching Brooklyn 99, watching Superstore, playing Enter the Gungeon, brief discussion of Animaniacs.
14:07 - Fruitwards: Earsplitting Infomercial, Addictive Photography, Neutral Caves
26:07 - Contact Us!
27:08 - Improv Game of the Week: Conference Call
35:53 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
38:38 - Dave's new catchphrase
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