Thursday, December 26, 2019

Ep. 25 - Tough Love & Tough Teachings


This week Cody gets in for free, Dave starts getting judgey, and Casey provides legal advice. Also, ring the bell!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:25 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:15 - Fruitwards: Popular Holiday

08:19 - Twittershins Rapidballs

12:41 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: SMS Dialog (from D Aytch)

19:02 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Game

24:40 - The Ending


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Thursday, December 19, 2019

Ep. 24 - Walk Off Death


This week Jes wants a direct line to Kinkos, Cody has a breakthrough in therapy, and Dave was jiggling his doorknob. Also, it brings a whole new meaning to eye candy!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:22 - The Jesalogue: Tip Your Postal Carrier

04:27 - Fruitwards: Elected Creepy Crawlies

10:20 - What Have You Been Up To?: Singing The Messiah, working, getting excited for time off work, working on a film set, replaced PS4 hard drive, resin casting, being in people's company, inking the drawings, etc.

23:57 - What's Weird in the World?: Bigfoot

32:04 - Hot Goss'p

45:12 - The Ending


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Thursday, December 12, 2019

Ep. 23 - Drugs (Don't)


This week Dave forgot the voice, Jes talks up her water filters, and Cody is a terrible interrogator.  Also, trench coats everywhere!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:44 - Science Time With Dave: Observation

04:30 - Fruitwards: Neutral Inventors

07:54 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:47 - What Day is This?: National Poinsettia Day

27:34 - Improv Game of the Week: Teleport

35:00 - The Ending


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Thursday, December 5, 2019

Ep. 22 - Hole In Four


This week Cody calls "cut", Dave nailed it, and Jes can feel all 12 of her saliva ducts working overtime. Also, minute-a-word express!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:23 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:28 - Fruitwards: Garish Candy

09:01 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:30 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Noir Perspectives" from Zee Dufton!

26:35 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles

35:50 - The Ending


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Thursday, November 28, 2019

Ep. 21 - Appearances


This week Jes uncovers some poseurs, Cody is Captain Pedantic, and Dave likes the grill. Also, you know your name!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:11 - The Jesalogue: Facebook Events (RSVP)

04:42 - Fruitwards: Lusty Barbecue

10:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Finished Rocky, being boring, work, gym-going, streaming on Twitch, planning things, work, preparing to sing The Messiah, being angry at die casts, running out of ink, listening to you, etc.

23:32 - What's Weird in the World?: Panda Dogs

32:58 - Turkey Talk

35:15 - Improv Game of the Week: Word-at-a-time Express

41:39 - The Ending


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Thursday, November 21, 2019

Ep. 20 - Brutal


This week Dave sees zero red flags, Jes butchers the ugly duckling (story), and Cody has a tough time rolling. Also, blood in the streets, mittens in the sheets!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:52 - Science Time With Dave: The Moon

05:38 - Fruitwards: Celebrated Singing

10:30 - Twittershins Rapidballs

19:32 - What Day is This?: National Red Mitten Day

29:53 - Improv Game of the Week: Sportz Center

38:26 - The Ending

The cutoff for favorite scene submission is almost here! Get them in now so we can start the voting!


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Thursday, November 14, 2019

Ep. 19 - Hello, Airplane!


This week Cody is not hung-over, Dave wants you to register your displeasure, and Jes has a ten-step plan for you. Also, we didn't vote for this system!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:57 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

05:23 - Fruitwards: Toxic Vendors

11:00 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:52 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: LSS "composers react" from Grego The Great

29:04 - Improv Game of the Week: Shakespeare Switch

35:26 - The Ending

Don't forget to submit your favorite scenes because soon we will start voting! Do it now. Do it here.


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Thursday, November 7, 2019

Ep. 18 - Dem Aliens, Doh


This week Jes takes us into chaos, Cody is a weak-armed little limp person, and Dave has no more forward trajectory. Also, "bring a book, bring a lunch, traffic is terrible!"

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:51 - The Jesalogue: Resolutions

04:41 - Fruitwards: Terminal Vampires

09:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Work, singing, Rocky Horror Show, Inktober Challenge, Teen Slasher, making things for gifts, etc.

27:11 - What's Weird in the World?: Slow Sandwich Murder

39:31 - Improv Game of the Week: If [blank]s Ruled the World

54:45 - The Ending

 

Be sure to let us know what your favorite scenes are!


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Thursday, October 31, 2019

The House of Madness


Prepare yourself for three stories of the human mind pushed to its breaking point... and beyond!

Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!


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Friday, October 25, 2019

Halloween 2018


FROM 2018

The guys hope you had a lovely Halloween holiday and would like to offer you this episode to commemorate the night.


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Thursday, October 24, 2019

Ep. 17 - Predictions


This week Dave will have to ask his manager (but it'll cost you), Jes is not normally refined, and Cody was on a bender. Also, NO HORSESHOES!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:49 - Science Time with Dave: Rockets

04:08 - Fruitwards: Contractual Alcohol

09:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:04 - What Day is This?: National Food Day

27:54 - Improv Game of the Week: Mind Meld

37:52 - The Ending


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Friday, October 18, 2019

Halloween 2017


FROM 2017

This week the guys didn't even bother to come in to the studio to record anything. They've just uploaded this Halloween special for you to... enjoy? If we had to describe it, we'd say "three guys, one book." Don't get too spooked!


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Thursday, October 17, 2019

Ep. 16 - Hosting Addiction


This week Cody knows the secrets, Dave has a rhyme, and Jes' optimism is stable. Also, we've done things from our cranium!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:30 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:50 - Fruitwards: Popular Tournament

10:32 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:15 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Dave's hosting withdrawls" from Mike

24:05 - Improv Game of the Week: Doing Lines

33:55 - The Ending


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Friday, October 11, 2019

Halloween 2016


FROM 2016

Happy Halloween from all of us here at Drowning Man Productions! This year we tell some more spooky and/or strange stories to set the holiday spirit and maybe make you laugh. Take a listen if you dare... to The Tomb of Horror!!!


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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Ep. 15 - Spark All the Joy


This week Jes has unlocked lung capacity, Cody's been dealing with actors , and Dave brought some looms. Also, only one of those is obviously from an improv scene!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:15 - The Jesalogue: Automatic Locks

05:05 - Fruitwards: Functional Junkyard

12:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Helping on a film set, working, watching Netflix, voting for Minecraft, practicing for Teen Slasher, Halloween decorations, etc.

28:28 - What's Weird in the World Today?: Lab Rats Play Hide-and-Seek

43:23 - Improv Game of the Week: Sex With Me Is Like...

52:46 - The Ending


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Friday, October 4, 2019

Halloween 2015


FROM 2015...

Let us tell you a story about a story where a story is told by a storyteller pertaining to three storytellers telling spooky stories to one another... until they realize their own stories are not what they thought! Jon, Cody, and Dave are a little preoccupied this Halloween, so enjoy the scary tale of a tale of a tale...


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Thursday, October 3, 2019

Ep. 14 - Everybody Gets Mono


This week Dave didn't want to travel, Jes is bringing the ice, and Cody needs a new strategy. Also, everybody wins!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:53 - Science Time with Dave: Gravity Waves

03:47 - Fruitwards: Arctic Cards

09:30 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:51 - What Day is This?: National Techies Day

28:16 - Improv Game of the Week: What's My Muse?

34:00 - The Ending


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Thursday, September 26, 2019

Ep. 13 - Captain Crustacean


This week Cody gives us some future history, Dave is a hagfish, and Jes has a nasty fake British-ism. Also, that is pizza fraud entrapment!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:41 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

05:42 - Fruitwards: Slimy Therapy

12:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs

20:05 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Dice Villains (From Mike Bowles)

29:11 - Improv Game of the Week: Superhero Eulogy

35:48 - The Ending


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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Ep. 12 - So Much Carbs


This week Jes wants you to go away, Cody suggests stretching, and Dave wants the batter to swing. Also, ding!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:56 - The Jesalogue: Ageing

04:48 - Fruitwards: Obnoxious Baseball

09:57 - What Have You Been Up To?: Minecraft, streaming, new garage door, feeling old, threatening the youth with a recession, etc.

19:56 - What's Weird in the World?: Malnutrition

32:39 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Line

44:28 - The Ending


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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Ep. 11 - Pollo Master (and Others)


This week Dave knows a lot about penguins, Jes is not making any more wigs, and Cody gets a new Myspace friend. Also my heart is a song!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:30 - Science Time with Dave: Penguins

03:53 - Fruitwards: Unpredictable Wigs

08:36 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:25 - What Day is This?: National Video Games Day

28:00 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Scene

36:04 - The Ending


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Thursday, September 5, 2019

Ep. 10 - And Yet, So Mighty


This week Cody has banned trinkets, Dave needs to focus on one thing today, and Jes had her mind opened by a garage sale pamphlet. Also, if it ends in "dot org" it's gotta be legitimate!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:23 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:25 - Fruitwards: Uninhibited Literature

08:36 - Twittershins Rapidballs

16:29 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Renn Fair Alien: After Hours (from Jenny Storm)

25:42 - Improv Game of the Week: The Horoscope Game

34:20 - The Ending


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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Ep. 9 - Polite Seagull


This week Will breaks the ice as Season 2 Guest, Jes forgets something, Cody speaks in code, and Dave has been too busy. Also, these are all real notes this time!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:55 - The Jesalogue: Forgetfulness

05:51 - Fruitwards: Jon's Compositions

13:03 - What Have You Been Up To?:

30:10 - What's Weird in the World?: Message in a bottle

40:11 - Improv Game of the Week: Spoon River

47:52 - The Ending

 


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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Ep. 8 - Cautiously Horrified


This week Dave talks about water bears, Jes is not a sympathizer - she's an empathizer, and Cody has found several soul mates. Also, it's okay if we just want to stare at each other and then just nod real slow.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:50 - Science Time With Dave: Tardigrades

04:04 - Fruitwards: Dave's Vengeance

08:40 - Twittershins Rapidballs

16:56 - What Day is This?: Never Bean Better Day

28:26 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

35:26 - The Ending


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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Ep. 7 - The Online Flavors


This week Cody honestly doesn't know for whom that was more embarrassing, Dave is very well skilled, and Jes's love is measured in iotas. Also, what's this loom doing here?

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:09 - Fruitwards: Deadly Ninjas

11:25 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:33 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Concert Dad" From Michael Bowles!

25:33 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

36:51 - The Ending


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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Ep. 6 - Three Penguins


This week Jes ate a peach, Cody doesn't want to say "waddle", and Dave is looking forward to some fajitas. Also "aaaaand scene!"

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:41 - The Jesalogue: The "Karen 'I want to see your manager' meme"

06:13 - Fruitwards: Campy Castles

11:32 - What Have You Been Up To?: Twitch streaming, creative video work, work work, watching documentaries, playing Minecraft, procrastinating, travel, being married, etc.

21:03 - What's Weird in the World?: Kiwi Sushi Penguins

29:13 - Improv Game of the Week: Inner Monologue

35:30 - The Ending


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Thursday, August 1, 2019

Ep. 5 - Heel Turn


This week Dave keeps pluralizing Tangier, Cody puts people to sleep, and Jes recommends multiple forms of currency. Also, muh-muh-muh-muh MYYY Chernobyl!!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:04 - Science Time With Dave: Gravity

04:17 - Fruitwards: Famous Dirty Deeds

12:33 - Twitershins Rapidballs

19:04 - What Day is This?: Respect For Parents Day

24:25 - Improv Game of the Week: Information Game

31:23 - The End


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Thursday, July 25, 2019

Ep. 4 - Who'd You Eat?!


This week Cody prepared many grain-based human meals, Jes has extra hands, and Dave says fine art needs to be well lit. Also, ping pong was the downfall of the world!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:23 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

04:13 - Fruitwards: Sinister Culinary Institute

10:55 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:21 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Last time the world was alive" from Hale3

26:23 - Improv Game of the Week: 90 Second Alphabet Game

34:54 - The End


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Thursday, July 18, 2019

Ep. 3 - Oof! (It's Okay, I'm a Pilot)


Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue, Green, and Red. Reds are hosted by Jes!

This week Cody has The System, Jes develops a cough, and Dave doesn't care about the rabbits. Also, shapes and colors!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:12 - The Jesalogue: Butter

06:11 - Fruitwards: Naughty Miners

13:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: Work, music, singing break, getting paid for singing and improv, motorcycle riding, gym going, getting a new job, playing videogames that make you mad, etc.

25:15 - What's Weird in the World?: Falling Body

34:32 - Improv Game of the Week: Uncle Gibberish

41:20 - The Plot Thickens is moving to Mondays!


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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Ep. 2 - Fly Me To A Moon


Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue, Green, and Red. Green episodes (of which this is one) are hosted by Dave!

This week Cody is flexing as hard as he can, Jes wants to put on the YouTubes, and Dave used to play alto sax in a funk dance band.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:58 - Science Time With Dave: Black Holes

04:14 - Fruitwards: Cool Photography

07:43 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:09 - What Day is This?: All American Pet Photo Day

22:16 - Improv Game of the Week: 911 - What's Your Emergency?

34:10 - The Plot Thickens: Private Eyes Debra Dame, Frank Brick, and Martin Snitch


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Thursday, July 4, 2019

Ep. 1 - Hotdog Tree


Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue, Green, and Red. Blue episodes (of which this is one) are hosted by Cody!

This week Dave talks to a goat, Jes has a brat(wurst) tree, and Cody is offering holy popcorn. Also, you need a cool name to get into a cult.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

04:31 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

06:56 - Fruitwards: Hypnotic Weapons

12:52 - Twittershins Rapidballs

19:06 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Mundane Items (from Mike)

26:42 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice

33:00 - The Plot Thickens: Private Eyes Debra Dame, Frank Brick, and Martin Snitch

52:51 - The End


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Monday, July 1, 2019

WAtT Season Two


Season Two of Wasting ALL the Time is nearly upon us and THERE ARE SOME TWISTS! Episode One will be out on Thursday, July 4th, 2019 for all the world to experience. The hype is real! #WeAreGoodNow


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Thursday, June 27, 2019

GREEN


In this supplemental scholastic material, find out how to appreciate the new GREEN format of Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!


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Thursday, June 20, 2019

BLUE


In this intercepted communication, the secret format for Blue episodes in Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two is sort of revealed. Listen carefully and try not to lose your mind!


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Thursday, June 13, 2019

RED


This found footage includes information regarding the new Season Two format for Red Episodes, which will be hosted by Mr. Jonathan Hansen.


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Thursday, June 6, 2019

LIVE! - When a Man Loves a Woman


LIVE from the Sacramento Podcast Festival at STAB comedy theater, it's Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast!!

This week Dave walks a statement back REAL quick, Jon is willing to be bribed over a fish, and Cody is not a cook. Also, you're like family.

 

Thanks to STAB comedy theater for hosting!


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Thursday, May 30, 2019

Ep. 321c - The Final Countdown


This week we have the final part of our special retrospective episode to wind down Season One of the podcast!

In this third part, we share some never-before-released clips from our pre-release practice recordings interspersed with some personal favorites from across all time. Also, sorry Mike ___!

Show Notes:

00:00:10 - Cold Open "Sports Talk"

00:07:20 - First improv scene: Funky Summer Camp

00:20:32 - Cody's Pick: Master Servant Disaster from Ep. 181

00:27:15 - Cody's first words from practice episode "C"

00:35:18 - Jon's Pick: The Forefathers Fight from Ep. 228

00:45:26 - First trio improv scene: Cyber Monday

00:52:39 - Dave's Pick: Titanic Pick-Up from Ep. 157

01:02:52 - A past failure not heard since it was recorded: Jeopardy!


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Thursday, May 23, 2019

Ep. 321b - The Final Countdown


This week we have a two part special retrospective episode that will continue with a third part next week!

In this second part, we finish the countdown of what our listeners had determined were our best scenes of each year. After six and a half years of podcasting, here are the best scenes from 2016, 2017, and 2018. Also conform, conform, conform, conform, conform, conform, conform, conform!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open "Huh?"

03:06 - 2016: Plutonium Boy (feat. Brent Randolph)

14:15 - 2017: Grab Some Nuts

20:21 - 2018: Underground Rap Battle (feat. Brooks Chris)


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Ep. 321a - The Final Countdown


This week we have a two part special retrospective episode that will continue with a third part next week!

In this first part, we are excited to begin the countdown of what our listeners through the journey had determined were our best scenes of each year. After six and a half years of podcasting, here are the best scenes from 2013, 2014, and 2015. Also, we're good now!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open "Intros Through the Ages"

05:40 - 2013: Venn Diagram of Love

20:50 - 2014: The Dating Booth (feat. Will Reed, Kristen Campbell)

41:04 - 2015: Death on Puppet Avenue (feat. Jenni Parcell)


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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Ep. 320 - Let's Not Dwell On The Past


This week Dave ain't over yet, Jon sings about playing volleyball, and Cody has become Death, destroyer of Worlds. Also, hummingbirds eat the souls of ghost children!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:42 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:20 - What Day is This?: National Love a Tree Day

19:34 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • Listener Suggested Scene: Random Parody Songs (from Jenny Storm)

30:18 - SacPodFest! CONTACT US!

32:13 - What's Weird in the World?: Fighting Easter Bunny

41:00 - The Jonologue: Endings

 

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Thursday, May 9, 2019

Ep. 319 - Guilt Bouquet


This week Jon seeks revenge, Cody attends to the animals, and Dave is so many weeks late. Also, like the deodorant... remember?

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:31 - Twittershins Rapidballs

09:25 - What Have You Been Up To?: Avengers: Endgame, keto, running, allergy season, making yogurt, listening to a 10 hour podcast episode, Minecraft, etc.

19:31 - Fruitwards: Intense Vengeance, Morbid Languages, Famous Eyeballs

39:07 - CONTACT US!

41:04 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

53:19 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, May 2, 2019

Ep. 318 - Alcohol and Lies


This week Jon talks about the perfect food, Dave didn't punch a wall-flower in the face, and Cody wants you to pay for tweets. Also, a big important announcement!

Show Notes:

00:11 - Cold Open

01:40 - An Announcement! 

04:52 - Twittershins Rapidballs

11:24 - What Day is This?: National Life Insurance Day

25:04 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • Listener Suggested Scene: Assassins Chatting (From Ha Ha Ha Ja Ja Ja)

33:50 - CONTACT US!

35:20 - What's Weird in the World?: Mr. Chainsaw Pants

41:47 - The Jonologue: Burritos

 

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Ep. 317 - Well Done, You


This week Cody was in a motorcycle accident, Jon put in the fix, and Dave supports (and maybe eats) the tortoises. Also, Cody was in a motorcycle accident!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:49 - Twittershins Rapidballs

07:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Motorcycle accident, traveling for work, singing, not opera, thinking about converting a garage into a nice space, etc.

13:22 - Fruitwards: Laughing Vehicles, Elected Dreams, Unexpected Vegetation

25:36 - CONTACT US!

27:08 - Improv Game of the Week: Walkout

39:13 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, April 18, 2019

Ep. 316 - Exactly What It Purports To Be


This week Mike wants you to not anime, Jon is nouveau riche, Dave thought about Bob Dole, and Cody names a Mars rocket. Also, the frosted ones are like heroin!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:50 - Twittershins Rapidballs

10:32 - What Day is This?: National Animal Crackers Day

20:21 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • Listener Suggested Scene (from Butt Stuff) "The Pitch"

35:19 - CONTACT US!

36:58 - What's Weird in the World?: Fart Bully?

46:35 - The Jonologue: Power Tools

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Thursday, April 11, 2019

Ep. 315 - I Find That To Be a Lie


This week Mike is losing at War, Dave wants a date with the Mayor, Jon is challenging chess players, and Cody names Pokemon. Also, did that pupil get here before I did?

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:55 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:48 - What Have You Been Up To?: Not so many shows, Monster Prom, Catch Me Up, getting ready for Easter, planning to get a tattoo, memorizing things, etc.

15:02 - Fruitwards: Retro Negotiation, Tragic War, Clueless Podcast

22:44 - CONTACT US!

24:30 - Improv Game of the Week: The Consultant

33:08 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, April 4, 2019

Ep. 314 - What You're Describing is the Sun


This week Dave is a witch, Cody drew a pokey circle, and Jon doesn't really drink beer. Also, cake!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:40 - Twittershins Rapidballs

06:45 - What Day is This?: National Walk Around Things Day

17:44 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • LSS "The Magic Drug Bus" from Mike Bowles

26:09 - CONTACT US!

28:04 - What's Weird in the World?: Witch Marks

43:02 - The Jonologue: Gremlins

 

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Monday, April 1, 2019

LIVE - Not Before Ozzie!


In this LIVE recording from CSz Sacramento, Dave lifts his shirt, Jon eats some weird cheese, and Cody gets a spray tan. Also, I love learning!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:47 - Twittershins Rapidballs

07:06 - Fruitwards: Orange Charles Darwin, Crispy A Floppy Dildo :), Colloquial Clusterfuck, Cantankerous A Lopsided Nipple, Bodacious Ghoul, Jumpy Cacio e Pepe, Pulchritudinous Milksteak, Sunny Prince, Sensual Uncle Cheese

30:03 - The Jonologue: Harry Potter

32:19 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles "First Date"

41:33 - Cody's Words of Wisdom


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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Ep. 313 - Hot Takes


This week Sarah is energized by rice cakes, Jon wants to know if there will be cartoons involved, Dave is mocking Cody mid-bit, and Cody has peaked. Also, pasta is meant for artwork!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:49 - Twittershins Rapidballs

10:54 - What Have You Been Up To?: Moving, visiting friends, taking care of business, hanging out and chilling, YouTube, translating Japanese games and anime, motorcycle accident, streaming, Minecraft, No Man's Sky, The Umbrella Academy, etc.

18:35 - Fruitwards: Fearful Instructors, Elderly Mystery

34:46 - CONTACT US!

36:00 - Improv Game of the Week: 911 - What's Your Emergency?

52:41 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

 

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

Ep. 312 - Quality Plumbing


This week Jon is one of the Feelings Ferrets, Dave is counting things down, and Cody is very Vlad it happened. Also, hot sauce enema!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

04:26 - Twittershins Rapidballs

11:13 - What Day is This?: National Countdown Day

22:51 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • LSS: Microsoft Browsers (from Lil Dizzle)

28:18 - CONTACT US!

29:48 - What's Weird in the World?: Taco Sauce Sustenance

41:53 - The Jonologue: Drums

 

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Ep. 311 - Nicknames


This week Dave is allergic to bees, Jon wears a wicked top hat, and Cody is a human dad (not really). Also, bottom repository!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:02 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:21 - What Have You Been Up To?: Adjusting to new schedules, motorcycle instructor instruction, etc.

11:15 - Fruitwards: Cosmic Impersonations, Attractive Lingerie

23:34 - CONTACT US!

25:37 - Improv Game of the Week: Letters Home

45:27 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, March 7, 2019

Ep. 310 - Bucolic


This week Dave wants to tell you what it looks like to live in Michigan, Jon can't remember mornings, and Cody asks for role-play volunteers. Also, metal, medal, mettle, and we forgot meddle.

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:24 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:12 - What Day is This?: National Cereal Day

21:41 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: LSS from The Sanch - "Censor"

26:17 - CONTACT US!

28:04 - What's Weird in the World?: Volunteer Drunks

37:41 - The Jonologue: Fast Food

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

Ep. 309 - I'm Probably Dead


This week Dave tells you not to have kids, Jon talks to Thor, and Cody is doing a Descartes thing. Also, February is one of the longest months of the year.

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:21 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:37 - What Have You Been Up To?: Back from Utah, not driving in snow, streaming, Minecraft, Kingdom Hearts, etc.

11:33 - Fruitwards: Morbid Vendors, Philosophical Meeting

22:21 - CONTACT US!

23:51 - Improv Game of the Week: Sportz Center

39:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Ep. 308 - That ASMR Debacle


This week Dave doesn't want to be an angel, Cody is so limited, and Jon teaches home invasion drills. Also, yeah, there's pie.

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:48 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:37 - What Day is This?: National Grain-Free Day

20:22 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Dave's Family" from Michael Bowles

26:58 - LIVE SHOW TOMORROW! (2/22)

29:09 - What's Weird in the World?: A Hot Proposal

39:13 - The Jonologue: Fruit Snacks

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Thursday, February 14, 2019

Ep. 307 - Clowns Holding Babies


It's Valentine's Day! This week Jon talks about The Button, Dave wants a Domino's Date, and Cody doesn't get it. Also, we'll never know!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

01:50 - Twittershins Rapidballs

07:38 - What Have You Been Up To?: Attending LTUA in Utah, thinking about driving in snow, watching Carmen San Diego and other children's programming, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Norsemen, etc.

10:48 - Fruitwards: Hateful Clowns, Nuclear Languages, Sinister British Exports

23:45 - CONTACT US!

25:23 - Improv Game of the Week: Speed Date

37:50 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, February 7, 2019

Ep. 306 - Britney Never Left


This week Matt is in the cupboard, Casey wants a website, Dave brought the PBR, and Jon reads a long article. Also, a "what" hole?!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:54 - Twittershins Rapidballs

11:14 - What Day is This?: National Fettuccine Alfredo Day

25:18 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "When You Wish Upon a Star" (from Eliza McO'Doolittle), and "Cody's Party" (from Buttstuff)

36:54 - CONTACT US!

38:47 - What's Weird in the World?: The Bad Family

53:08 - The Jonologue: Bath Products

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Thursday, January 31, 2019

Ep. 305 - The Free-Fall Method


This week Dave is digging up the past, Casey had two, Jon is coaching villains back to work, and Matt has done one thing right. Also, I don't know if you understand how stressful it is to have this much money!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

03:04 - Twittershins Rapidballs

08:45 - What Have You Been Up To?: Hockey, escape rooms, whiskey, work, fatherhood, concerts, entrepeneurship, helping Grandma move, work, travel, Minecraft, etc.

12:35 - Fruitwards: Overbooked Philanthropy, Slimy Doctors

22:03 - CONTACT US!

23:39 - Improv Game of the Week: Conference Call

39:45 - Matt's Words of Wisdom

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Thursday, January 24, 2019

Ep. 304 - Cat Manger


This week Hatman thinks your lashes are dank, Brooks is the coach now, Cody tries to stop the syllables, Jon gives makeup advice, and Dave wants the commission. Also, several minutes!

Show Notes:

00:10 - Cold Open

02:00 - Twittershins Rapidballs

09:07 - What Day Is This?: National Compliment Day

22:39 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us:

  • LSS: "I am 'O'-ffend" (from Mike)

32:28 - CONTACT US!

34:10 - What's Weird in the World?: IKEA porn

43:04 - The Jonologue: Drugs

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