Episode 49 - Jawohl! Es ist der Weihnachtsgasm, Karl Braun!

The episode this week is a podcast gift-bag bulging suggestively with Laughs! Talk! Chat! Carols! Footage! Interviews! Chefs! The Red Button! Sandwiches! Bowls! Laughs! Guests! Vegan Bacon-Wrapped Shrimps! Toothpick Flags! An Appetizing Face! Sea Monkeys! Laughs! Commemorative Popcorn Cat Ceramic Bowls! The Reincarnation Cycle Of Ducks! METAAAAALL Yeah! Laughs! A Good Point Not Thought Of Previously! Crushed Glass Meat-Rub! Some Sort Of Biology! Laughs! More Americans Than You Can Fill A Bathtub With! Supplements! The National Interstate System! Laughs! Punch! Friends! The Most Amazing Sensation! Silly Putty Cups! Guam! Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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Episode 48 - A Bag of Rocks

The episode this week took an All-In-One Multi-Vitamin which contained Laughs! Yawns! Olives! Cheers! Jobs! A Giraffe! Opinions! Decisions! Meaning! Grownups! Lunch! Laughs! CDs! Fulfillment! The Best Jobs! A Springy Resilient Soul, Resistant To Crushing! Speaker Phone! Laughs! Stamina! A Month’s Supply, FREE! A Feather Genius! Baby Monitors! Plush! Masters Of Their Own Property! Laughs! Mr. Squiffy! Police Barricades! Clowns! Rose-Tinted Glasses! Inadvertent Snuff Films! Laughs! The Expedition To Clownshead! Pheromones! The Lesser Of Two Evils! Two Eldritch Uncaring Forces! Laughs! Knives! Convenience Stores! An Aquarium! Special Sheriff’s Anti-Drug Task Force! Laughs! A Sub Station! An Elaborate Prank! Tomato Paste! Horse Chemicals! Don’t Forsake Tubas! Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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Episode 47 - Hookers and Strippers and Stabbings

WARNING! The episode this week may contain traces of Nuts! Laughs! Colds! Rehearsals And/Or Performances! Deadlines! Enchantment Mechanics! The Ice Cream Of The Future! Laughs! Final Screens! Pool Day! A Way Of Doing Things Around Here! Personal Projects! Laughs! Five Years Of Paperwork! Infidelity! Patricia? The Lion King! Families On Vacation! Laughs! Literally Or Figuratively Stabbed! Earthworms! (What Are they?!) A Creature Of Dire Purpose! Anna Sazi, Who’s She? Laughs! The Realms Beyond! The Bones! IT’S NOT THE DOG, GUYS! The Poor Bastard! Laughs! Catch Phrases! Is This Legal? But This Goes To Eleven! THAT, My Dear Friend Is Why We’re Here! Laughs! Our Sandwich Of Truth! Simple But Complex Questions! A Balmy Thursday! Laughs! If You Can’t Turn A Dog Into A Wizard, Then How Many Haircuts Can You Get Before You Laugh At A Gopher? Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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Episode 46 - Organic Arms Dealer

The episode this week has been enveloped in a creamy layer of chocolaty Laughs! A Mess Of Cables! Comments! Coughs! Exclamations! Minecraft! Sport Coats! Spiders! Laughs! The Whole Limb! Colors! Deadly Buttons! Eric! A Bit Of A Turnover Issue! Manual Locks! Laughs! An Afternoon Constitutional! ZF Gas! The “David & Goliath” Package! Little Pouches Of Rocks (For The Kids)! Laughs! Sleeptalking! Traffic! Many Misunderstandings! Tradition! Real Crazy Night! Linda Is Better! Laughs! Socialism! A For Effort! Research! Dense Information! A Clear Line Of Thought! The Caste System Of India! Laughs! Arena Death Battle! Choice Of Weaponry! Portals To Another World! Nigerian Islands! Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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Episode 45 - The Pfeffernüsse Comes Close

The episode this week has been cleaned, brined, and stuffed full of Laughs! Rubber Bands! Steel Guitars! The Hornbostel-Sachs Instrument Classification System! Segues! Laughs! Plays! Literary References! Philosophy! Chaucer! Minecraft! A Pleasure Button! A News Flash! Laughs! Huge Tracts Of Land! Oktoberfest! Faulty Towers! Sumo Ninja! Investment Bankers! Film Auctions! Laughs! ArtProcurers.net! Football! A Trapezoid Scheme! Adorable Falsetto! Sociopathy! Strawberry White Zinfandel! Laughs! Yelp Reviews! Foie Gras En Croûte! Levels Of Flavor! Cookies! The Great Deception! Laughs! Science! A Tasty Crèche! Search Engine Optimization! Pet Waste Removal! Toe Socks! Requests! The Long-Standing Blood-Feud! Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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New Year's Eve End-of-the-Year Wrap-Up

*IMPORTANT*

      The deadline for favorite scene submissions will be December 15, 2013. Please indicate which episode each scene is from (if you can) and also which is your number 1 favorite! Submissions can be made through email, Facebook, Twitter, or the comment section on our blog posts. We will collect the votes and count down to the Best Scene of 2013! Thanks!

Pre-Retrospective Request

Time-Wasters Assemble!

As is done by many podcasts, we will be looking to put together an episode of favorite scenes from the past year, both ours and yours! For this to happen we will need you to submit your recommendation of best/funniest/cleverest/whatever scene (or scenes) since Episode 1. Is it Otis Redding as competitive dog-washer? Wright Industries' Popcorn Cat? A dystopian Oz? The old man who burried alligator meat in the backyard? Or maybe it was finding out about Myrlin Light? Let us know what you think and we'll put them all together in a year's end retrospective.

Thanks in advance!

Episode 44 - Vaguely Offensive

The episode this week arrived late to the surprise party but more than made up for it by bringing Laughs! Impressive Knowledge! Anachronisms! Spiders On Heights! Latin! Science! Aspirations! Dillon! Laughs! Pirates! Moths! Lactose Intolerance! Captain’s Bottles! Dreadful News! Frank Sinatra! Legends! Laughs! Useless Figures! Relative Weight Differentials! 249,999 ¾ Miles! The Heart Of Rock! Fuzzy Pants! Laughs! Two Cute Little Prom Dresses! Forward-Leaning Sound! Quality! Talent! Riffs! Desperation! Laughs! YOLO! Open Coffee Cans! Myrlin Light! Rite Of Passage! Santa Clause’s Summer Home! No-Good Lindsey! Laughs! Three Carats! Bad News! Good News! The Worst News! Skeletons In The Closet! Laughs! And A Whole Lot More!

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