Best of 2023 (Side B)

In this second part (section) of the two (2) part (section) top (best) ten (10) scenes of the year (2023), we look (listen) at (to) the top (best) five (5) of the top (best) ten (10)!

Take a listen and reminisce upon the year that was... 2023. Also, I was thinking about clouds… 

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Cold Open 

00:44 - The Beginning 

07:14 - Scene #5: Mediate Fool 

16:02 - Scene #4: Where’s Jon? 

24:51 - Scene #3: Carnival Games 

32:21 - Scene #2: The Chosen One 

40:53 - Scene #1: Alien Roommates 

56:29 - Thoughts & Reflections 

58:42 - The Ending

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Best of 2023 (Side A)

Another year, another top ten list. THIS top ten list, however, we have split into two lists: a bottom (worst) five (5) of the top (best) ten (10) and a top (best) five (5) of the top (best) ten (10 (notably including the top (best) three (3) of the top (best) five (5) of the top (best) ten (10)!)!)!

Take a listen and reminisce upon the year that was... 2023. Also, it’s pancakes! 

Show Notes: 

00:00 – Cold Open 

00:24 - The Beginning 

03:20 - Scene #10: Like My Coffee 

11:23 - Scene #9: Snail Dealer 

19:13 - Scene #8: Dog Walker 

28:52 - Scene #7: Dear Leader 

41:20 - Scene #6: Graduation Ceremonies 

57:27 - The Ending

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Moisten the Mast

This week Jes is watching her grandchildren play hopscotch, Jon tries to help some customers, Cody is going to try surgery, and Dave thought he was going to get fired. Also, lima beans AGAIN?!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Cold Open 

00:26 - The Beginning 

02:14 - Style It!: Take care of your equipment 

13:50 - Jon's Segment: Conference Call 

33:55 - Cody's Segment: Sex With Me Is Like... 

42:16 - Dave's Segment: 60/90 Second Alphabet 

53:24 - The Ending

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Henchdividuals - Happy Birthday

In this episode Steve gets some comforting news, Marlene brings a gift, Scrag set a new Personal Best, and Artie is happy to take credit. The Plot... Thickens!

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Psychopomps

This week Dave has a podcast, Jes is weighing feathers, Jon is on a totally different map, and Cody picks a genre. Also, BRAD!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

02:12 - Science Time with Dave: Earth 

10:44 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold (The Queen of Swords) 

21:58 - Jon's Segment: Calling In Sick 

38:00 - Cody's Segment: Directorial Styles

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Henchdividuals - Bite My Butt

Introducing The Henchdividuals:

Arthusus'lglk'lglg the Formless, Purest of All Beings

Scrag the Kobold

Marlene the Human

and Steve the Animated Skeleton

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YMCA Hippopotamus

This week Cody addresses his minions, Dave interviews for a new job, Jes wants more chaotic efficiency, and Jon asks for them to keep it down. Also, I've got a fun new idea for a fence!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Editor's Note 

00:38 - The Beginning 

02:15 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 

09:43 - Dave's Segment: What Have You Been Up To? 

25:53 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile 

35:40 - Jon's Segment: Guest Game

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Monoscene - Alien Roommates

Three alien researchers explore humanity but they all think they are the only one doing so. Suggested by our friend Steven.

We will be back with regular episodes next week!

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Coffee Committee - Four Coffee Shops and a Funeral

In this episode Brian reads a will, Candice gets an answer, Joe gets a box, and Tony...

The Plot... Thickens!

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Panther Purchase (Trouble With a Mouse)

This week Jon explains DaVinci, Cody has his dreams translated, and Dave quits his T.A. job. Also, sorry! I passed out for a second!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

02:09 - The Jonologue: Commemorative Mugs 

10:06 - Cody's Segment: Gibberish Translator 

21:00 - Dave's Segment: Calling In Sick 

29:17 - The Ending

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(Re-release) Ledger of the Damned

Spooky season continues with this re-release of our 2020 edition of the Halloween anthology special episodes. We'll be back next week with a normal episode. We hope you enjoy!

Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history. Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

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(Re-release) The House of Madness

It's spooky season and we are taking a little break from normal episodes in order to listen back to a couple of our very special Halloween anthology episodes. This week we will hear The House of Madness from 2019. We hope you enjoy these stories with improvised dialog, sound design, and special guests!

Prepare yourself for three stories of the human mind pushed to its breaking point... and beyond! Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

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Coffee Committee - Married

In this episode, Papa Tony returns sooner than expected, Brian returns an HDMI cable, Candice returns to her question, and Joe returns... uhh.... what does he return.....?

The Plot... Thickens!

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You Suck At This, Mark (You're Very Good At This, Mark)

This week Jes is reading up on drugs, Jon wants to know more about pickle ball, Cody suggests cutting the land down the middle, and Dave is getting married. Also, who said minerals?!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:58 - Style It!: Commitment 

12:57 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles 

24:34 - Cody's Segment: Mastermind and Henchmen 

37:44 - Dave's Segment: Fruitwards (mediate fool) 

45:50 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - The Question

In this episode, Brian asks about trains, Joe reads a scroll, and Candice asks a big question. The Plot... Thickens!

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Martianed Martians

This week Dave doesn't know how to vacation, Jes wants to not read with a book, and Cody finds out what it feels like to be the rest of us. Also, we don't need you, we're a digital company.

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:45 - Science Time with Dave: Baja BC 

12:46 - Jes' Segment: 185 

28:49 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? 

36:29 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Paper Trail

In this episode, Joe is doing some paperwork, Brian brings the special menu item, and Tony gets caught up with the Mayor. The Plot... Thickens!

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Details Ain't Important (Pancake Breakfast)

This week Cody wants a new vote, Dave gives his thanks, and Jon asks the hard-hitting questions. Jes is still on special assignment. Also, I can't convert between different units!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:16 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 

09:26 - Dave's Segment: Thanksgiving Grace 

21:16 - Jon's Segment: Chat Show 

33:16 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Pink Slips?

In this episode, Tony has no room for dead bodies, Brian added items to the menu, Joe offers up some treats, and Candice is off on a mission. The Plot... Thickens!

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It Was Premeditated!

This week Jon considers joining the Mafia, Cody wants to keep the friendship going strong, and Dave has to go on a quest. Also, it's this or summer school!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:15 - A Hearty Thank You to Jenny!

03:46 - The Jonologue: Hairspray

09:59 - Cody's Segment: Good Acting/Bad Acting

21:25 - Dave's Segment: Master Servant Disaster

29:37 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Compliment Sandwich

In this episode Candice is given a mission, Tony gives a deadline, Joe is given an injury, and Brian is also given a mission. The Plot... Thickens!

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Earthquake Cake

This week Jes defends her charity, Cody considers funding another business prospect, and Dave was believably an entirely different person. Also, Maldives!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:07 - Style It!: References & Tracing 

09:43 - Cody's Segment: Press Conference 

24:23 - Dave's Segment: Rhymes 

37:04 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Shoulder Check

In this episode Brian tries to form an alliance, Joe has a new boss, Candice is settling in, and Tony continues to build his empire. The Plot... Thickens!

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Freaking Cowboy Boots On

This week Dave is not reading The Lord of the Rings and thinking "this is based on something," Jes is self-conscious of her head-scratches, and Cody personally offends a New Choice judge. Jon is at a jousting tournament. Also, you're both welcome for different reasons!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:39 - Science Time with Dave: Neurons 

11:21 - Jes' Segment: New Choice 

21:22 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? 

29:46 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Thin Ice

This week Joe asks about what can't be said, Brian receives an offer, Candice is making moves, and Tony is getting serious. The Plot... Thickens!

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Carnival of Consequence

Cody helps a friend move apartments, Dave had nothing to say, Jes offers up some prizes (and a curse), and Jon is a journalist, if nothing else. Also, THROW the ball!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:18 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 

08:26 - Dave's Segment: What Have You Been Up To? 

20:00 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold - The Knight of Cups 

29:12 - Jon's Segment: Horoscope 

36:04 - The Ending

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Coffee Committee - Poor Walter

This week Tony has suffered a loss, Joe hosted an event, Brian has an alibi, and Candice fell asleep. The Plot... Thickens!

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Snail Tough

This week Jon is going to SO be king, Cody has nothing to start the party off with, Dave was on the news, and Jes critiques the important decisions. Also, “I saw nothing, Father, but my phone saw everything.”

Show Notes: 

00:00 – The Beginning 

01:00 – The Jonologue: Graduations 

16:21 – Cody’s Segment: …Like My Coffee 

24:08 – Dave’s Segment: One Choice Scenes 

31:48 – Jes’ Segment: Meanwhile… 

40:42 – The Ending

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Coffee Committee - I Just Wanted To Belong

Join us as we begin a new story following the goings on of four owners of coffee shops; Joe of Joe's Quality Coffee, Brian of The Coffee Cart@The Concourse@The Fountains, Candice from Brew-Tea-Ful, and Tony from "Coffee Shop."

The Plot... Thickens!

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Timmy's Toot-Toot

This week Jes delivers some colorful language, Jon's gotta do what he's gotta do, Cody has a meet cute over a lawnmower, and Dave has been finding success in real estate. Also, for Mr. Henderson!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:57 - Style It!: Interior Design 

11:57 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles 

24:51 - Cody's Segment: Movie Critics 

35:56 - Dave's Segment: A Toast to Bertha! 

44:42 - The Ending

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Writing Group - Blackout

This week Whitney is small, Norm lays down the law, Chad gets in trouble, and Travis has a sore butt. The Plot... Thickens!

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Fun

This week Dave needs instructions (or does he?), Jes is having a wonderful time at geocaching camp, Jon is not a bear, and Cody has already made a lot of new friends. Also, TikTok! Of course!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:44 - Science Time with Dave: Jupiter 

08:58 - Jes' Segment: Letters From Camp 

19:57 - Jon's Segment: Walk-Out 

29:59 - Cody's Segment: Countdown 

38:38 - The Ending

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Writing Group - Course Catalog

This week Chad gets some notes on running his class, Travis hasn't met with his class yet, Whitney's class is under suspicion, and Norm is just trying to keep the ship afloat. The Plot... Thickens!

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Cargo Banana Hammock

This week Cody talks about Nihilism, Dave's kidney is hovering in time, Jes is a go-getter, and Jon tries to noodle out of it. Also, I know how to type!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 

11:41 - Dave's Segment: Temp Agency 

28:43 - Jes' Segment: What Have You Been Up To?: Streaming too long, weight loss, commercial reel, working, looking forward to living life, KOTOR, feeling old, working, podcast enjoying (DePodcast with Brett DeMott), travel, possible real estate deals, working, art, haircut, etc. 

42:24 - Jon's Segment: This is Serious 

50:07 - The Ending

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Writing Group - A Later Date

This week Chad has a class recommendation, Norm wants a charter, and Travis explains a failed product. The Plot... Thickens!

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The Law of the North Pole

This week Jon has been innovating again, Cody is ready to finally hear the good news, and Dave had the worst advice about cats. Also, it's a "Mark day."

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:15 - The Jonologue: Bubble Wrap

08:38 - Cody's Segment: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Advice)

19:26 - Dave's Segment: Fruitwards

27:11 - The Ending

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Writing Group - The Great American Novel

This week Travis is in debt, Chad is swearing a lot, and Norm gives sage advice. The Plot... Thickens!

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Thought Record

This week Dave gatekeeps planet names, Jon can't see what's going on most of the time, and Cody wants to know where Jes is. Also, this is a big win for the governor!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Cold Open 

00:27 - The Beginning 

02:12 - Science Time with Dave: Pluto 

10:16 - Jon's Segment: Pundit Show 

16:46 - Cody's Segment: Where is Jes? 

24:38 - The Ending

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Writing Group - New School

Whitney is back, Chad asks a question, and Travis starts hiring. The Plot... Thickens!

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I Require Positive Boding!

This week Cody tries to explain that it's not like in the movies, Dave gets some of his own medicine, and Jes enforces portal rules. Also, get on your ankles and say that!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

00:13 - The Beginning

02:34 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

09:54 - Dave's Segment: Word Pivot

20:11 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold

28:24 - The Ending

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Writing Group - On Leave

Norm is back, Chad has medical knowledge, and Travis makes a decision. The Plot... Thickens!

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That Guy Fieri Cred

This week Chef Jon is confronted with bad reviews, Dave is a friend to the whales, and Cody is percolating up some law stuff. Also, it's like Sophie's Choice!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - The Beginning 

01:00 - The Jonologue: Hard Boiled Eggs 

07:54 - Cody's Segment: Last Letter Game 

15:05 - Dave's Segment: Random First Line 

24:37 - The Ending

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Writing Group - Giving the Gift Givers

Whitney makes a recommendation, Chad makes a recommendation, and Travis complains a lot.

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If You Leave Now, You Get Nothing

This week Jes follows up on a house painting, Cody loves martinis, and Dave tries to remember where Jon is. Also, more like the Geneva Suggestions!

Show Notes: 

00:00 - Cold Open 

00:33 - The Beginning 

01:40 - Style It!: Get the art supplies 

08:32 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? 

13:43 - Dave's Segment: Line?! 

22:40 - The Ending

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Writing Group - We Need Us

Chad is excited to get into numbers, Whitney makes a clarification, Norm quotes Carroll, and Travis reflects on his teaching.

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Ep. 003 - And Then It Fell Apart

This week Dave walks away from the table, Jes talks mean to a Girl Scout, Jon is trying to sell his hams, and Cody tries to balance the inside with the outside. Also, I didn't say it but I don't not agree.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

00:03 - The Beginning

01:17 - Science Time With Dave: Exotic Terranes

04:38 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile

10:53 - Jon's Segment: Evil Stick of Gum

17:27 - Cody's Segment: Character Swap

26:08 - The Ending

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Writing Group - Poet Lumberjack

Chad writes a poem, Whitney is very excited, Norm offers some feedback, and Travis gets his 13th job.

The Plot... Thickens!

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Ep. 002 - The Local Constabulary

This week Cody joins his family for lunch, Dave tries to fix some code, and Jes hosts an indoor tailgate party. Also, custom made bratwurst!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open
00:07 - The Beginning
01:12 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
10:08 - Dave's Segment: One-Up
17:25 - Jes' Segment: AI Nightmare (Actor's Nightmare with scripts by ChatGPT)
26:46 - The Ending

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Writing Group - Don't Take No For An Answer

Join the cohorts for a new season of The Plot Thickens!

This time around, meet aspiring writers Norman Apricot (Jon), Whitney Mitchell (Jes), Chad Reynolds (Cody), and Travis Cutty (Dave) who just want to hone their craft and get published. 

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Ep. 001 - The Two-in-One Talon Tool

Welcome to Wasting ALL the Time - Level 3!

This week Jon breaks down nail clippers, Cody introduces us to 185 sailors, Dave wants to rinse succulous peptinuria, and Jes sends us on a quest. Also, who's got the boss music?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

00:32 - The Beginning

02:42 - The Jonologue: Nail Clippers

11:41 - Cody's Segment: 185 [blanks] Walk Into a Bar...

18:16 - Dave's Segment: Slots dot Fruitwards dot com

27:44 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold

37:45 - The Ending

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Wasting ALL the Time - Level 3

A new era of time wasting is about to begin. Brace yourself for Level 3!

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In Between Season Update

We are in between seasons for a couple of weeks this month! We are planning to kick off our eleventh year of improv comedy podcasting on Thursday, January 26, 2023.

In the meantime, take a listen to the first episode of the new Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts project: Dear Diurnal. If you like what you hear, go to davesestate.com to listen to more, or subscribe on your favorite podcast app.

Happy New Year!

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Ep. 139b - Best of 2022 (Side B)

This week the cohorts wrap up their top ten countdown of the best scenes of 2022, as submitted by our listeners. In this episode we hit the top five and talk a little about the upcoming tenth anniversary of time wasting. 

Show Notes:

0:00:00 - Cold Open
0:01:15 - The Beginning
0:04:06 - Scene #5: 3 Cats vs. Math (from Butt Stuff)
0:11:09 - Scene #4: Calling in Sick
0:24:31 - Scene #3: Press Conference
0:38:11 - Scene #2: 911, What's Your Emergency?
0:51:20 - Where Did ALL the Time Go? Ten Years!
0:54:49 - Scene #1: What's Weird in the World?
1:05:04 - In Summary... In Conclusion... The Ending

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Ep. 139a - Best of 2022 (Side A)

This week the cohorts are counting down the top ten scenes of the year, as submitted by our listeners! In this episode we revisit scenes ten through six. This wraps up TEN YEARS of time wasting and we appreciate everyone who has listened, is listening, and will listen in the future. Thank you!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning
02:13 - Scene #10: Twittershins Rapidballs
10:33 - Scene #9: Flittrn Growler
19:26 - Scene #8: 60 Second Alphabet
26:19 - Scene #7: Infectious Ligament
35:39 - Scene #6: Sex With Me Is Like...
43:50 - Thoughts & Reflections
48:36 - The Ending

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Come hang out on our Discord server!

Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes

Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes

Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts

Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there

If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Waste time efficiently with this new episode!