Ep. 77 - Wasting ALL the Year 2020 (Section I)

This week the cohorts begin the countdown to relive the top ten scenes of 2020! Listen along as we listen along to us listening to each other while making up silly things. Thank you ever so much for a great year for the podcast during an otherwise not-so-great year. We genuinely appreciate your support.

Show Notes:

0:00:00 - The Beginning

0:04:00 - Runner Up: "Street Interview" feat. Kameron Schmid

0:22:39 - Scene #10: "Rhymes" feat Casey Parcell

0:33:15 - Scene #9: "Questions"

0:39:49 - "What was your favorite thing about this year on WAtT?"

0:48:25 - Scene #8: "Sonsy Navy"

0:59:16 - Scene #7: "In a World..."

1:07:40 - Scene #6: "Theory"

1:09:49 - The Ending

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Ep. 76 - Torn Tiger

This week Jes doesn't want to kill Easter Bunnies but describes how to do so, Dave is a giant with a magical harp that sings Stephen Foster tunes, Cody passes on a cherished heirloom, and Jon is... Tony the Tiger, leader of a... gang? Also, it's not from cows, don't worry!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

04:32 - Style It!: Cross-hatching

07:45 - Fruitwards: Beamy Releaser

14:49 - What Have You Been Up To?: Cyberpunk 2077, running theater streams, dramatically adapting Jeff Goldblum quotes, reading A Christmas Carol, preparing clips for the Best Of 2020 episode (VOTE NOW, VOTE HERE), streaming on Twitch (Jenga136), commissions, work, etc.

25:17 - The Scene Foretold: 9 of Pentacles

38:53 - Improv Game of the Week: Genres

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Ep. 75 - We Stole Your Bones

This week Cody gets trolled by the dictionary, Dave wanted some wet socks (found them in Austin), Jes got the Necromancer Bob account, and Jon shows up late to not get his Oscar moment. Also, the internet is PRETTY BAD!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:45 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

05:42 - Fruitwards: Predal Gourd

16:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs

25:58 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Product Jingles (from It's Me Casey, The Greatest!)

43:32 - Improv Game of the Week: Oscar Moment

52:04 - The Ending

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Ep. 74 - The Monolith

This week Jon has got the gnarliest splinter, Cody is a troubled youth, Dave is running a museum, and Jes has a frequent buyers club card. Also, hop on into my Camero!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:47 - The Jonologue: Tape Dispensers

4:13 - Fruitwards: Bright Splinter

11:34 - What Have You Been Up To?: More artwork, Twitch streaming, video games, Twitch streaming, writing for YouTube, previewing a AAA game, work, Minecraft, Microsoft Flight Simulator, preparing for the end of the year vote (GO VOTE), school, etc.

25:11 - What's Weird in the World?: Mysterious Monolith

35:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Alphabet Game

42:34 - The Ending

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Ep. 73 - Perpetuate the Trash Fire

This week Dave misuses the word "plaintiff" in court, Cody chases kids off his porch, Jes can't keep telling you that she loves your retweets, and Kameron is hard-core pirate as hell. Also, teacher Nicholas was in fact the Zodiac Killer.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:50 - Science Time with Dave: Solar System

04:50 - Fruitwards: Anencephalous Trigraph

14:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs

26:51 - What Day is This?: National Package Protection Day

37:59 - Improv Game of the Week: Sex With Me Is Like

47:57 - The Ending

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Ep. 72 - We're In Hell. I've Got Bad News For You.

This week is our Thanksgiving Special! Cody has no good grasp of time, Dave made a short film, Jes is rich and owns the candy story, and Kameron wrote a very dark, arcane, mysterious, yet accessible novel (a la Dan Brown). Also, mineral caoutchouc ("cow-chuck")!

Show Notes:

00:00:00 - The Beginning

00:06:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

00:09:00 - Fruitwards: Lucubratory Elaterite

00:21:33 - Twittershins Rapidballs

00:32:14 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Afterlife DMV Visit (from Definitely Not Brent Randolph)

00:47:39 - Improv Game of the Week: Street Interview

01:05:05 - The Ending

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Ep 71 - Stay Out of the Bog (Just Kidding)

This week Jes doesn't want you to know when it ends, Dave has to run for City Council, and Jon finally got the (wrong) account. Also, everyone needs a cardigan!

Show Notes:

00:21 - The Beginning

03:08 - Style It!: Landscaping

06:23 - Fruitwards: Moory Hierocracy

16:19 - What Have You Been Up To?: Wedding anniversary, singing, work, Minecraft, Twitch streaming, Inktober, improv shows, etc.

25:14 - The Scene Foretold: 9 of Wands

32:47 - Improv Game of the Week: Reverse

39:44 - The Ending

 

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Ep. 70 - Scottish Twitter

This week Dave gets emotional about the Earth, Jes is going to do it all over again (and again and again and again and again etc.), and Jon gets to go to the surface whenever he likes. Also, measure in hamburgers!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:42 - Science Time with Dave: Earthquakes

04:26 - Fruitwards: Verbal Upgush

09:45 - Twittershins Rapidballs

19:06 - What Day is This?: National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day

27:12 - Improv Game of the Week: The Information Game

31:15 - The Ending

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Ep. 69 - Nice (High-Five)

This week Jon has been spinning on ice cube trays, Dave's got this, Jes will settle for one out of four, and Cody tried to sell someone cat insurance. Also, you lost your bet!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:47 - The Jonologue: Ice Cube Trays

04:01 - Fruitwards: Unmade Man

09:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Inktober, Twitch streaming, Twitch stream watching, music, live camera operation, mid-terms, C++, etc.

21:18 - What's Weird in the World?: Disgusting Food Museum

33:23 - Improv Game of the Week: 911 - What's Your Emergency?

45:51 - The Ending

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Ledger of the Damned

Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history.

Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

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Ep. 68 - This Is Going To Be Rated G

This week Cody earns some coin, Dave will come back later, Jon is teaching the kitty paddle (good when penguins are around), and Jes does some heavy lifting. Also, the Moon!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:00 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:27 - Fruitwards: Sub-Aerial Clamp

07:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs

14:34 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Competing Bards (from Mikey B!)

21:04 - Improv Game of the Week: Survivor

34:42 - The Ending

 

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Ep. 67 - Only the Cool Stuff

This week Jes can't compete with the electric side, Dave is the god of Windex (but really all glass-cleaning products), Jon is going to feed orphans to the dragon, and Cody has never done anything like this. Also, the Tooth Fairy is not real. Sorry Terry!

Show notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:20 - Style It!: Teeth

05:20 - Fruitwards: Amuletic Condemnation

10:22 - What Have You Been Up To?: Twitch, YouTube, audiobooking, editing, work, adulting, school, programming, fall gardening, editing, work, art, Inktober, etc.

24:25 - The Scene Foretold: The King of Wands

35:04 - Improv Game of the Week: It's Not You, It's Me

44:25 - The Ending

 

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Ep. 66 - Night Terrors

This week Dave wrote his name 500 times, Jes shares about the pineappleannanous, Jon wants to know what the deal with that was, and Cody is the greatest detective. Also, substraction is the Devil's hand-swan!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:49 - Science Time with Dave: DNA

03:29 - Fruitwards: Disconsolated Endeavour

08:25 - Twittershins Rapidballs

20:57 - What Day is This?: American Touch Tag Day

28:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Celebrity Meet-n-Greet

44:00 - The Ending

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Ep. 65 - Apathy Beer

This week Cody has been hunting the concepts, Jon is pursuing the Pirate Greybeard, Dave prefers cider, and Jes is a pokemon (she just says her own name (we don't know what to do with her) it makes improv scenes challenging). Also, Henry Ford on a bender!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:09 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:54 - Fruitwards: Cyanian Keg

11:52 - Twittershins Rapidballs

24:59 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Alternate Timelines" from Blurg Blargensson

33:52 - Improv Game of the Week: F.I.S.H

41:34 - The Ending

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Ep. 64 - Technology Necromancer

This week Jon can't remember how many herbs and spices there are, Cody explains his pun, Jes is the bearer of bad news about Bluetooth, and Dave used to use live birds. Also, we are funny people!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:44 - The Jonologue: Colonel Sanders

03:52 - Fruitwards: Ungodly Hydroscope

14:34 - What Have You Been Up To?: Watching PDGA tournament watching, making food, podcasting, Minecraft, Twitch streaming Jes, art convention (The Creative Women Mini Con), exercise group, cooling pad purchase, The Ellies, Math, Minecraft, etc.

28:17 - What's Weird in the World?: Harshmallow

33:54 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

42:54 - The Ending

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Ep. 63 - Bagel Appreciation

This week Dave clearly describes the premise, Jon has to wear the cone, Cody has a great idea, and Jes needs her anger carrots. Also, it's Dog Santa Claus!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:54 - Science Time With Dave: Shooting Stars

04:28 - Fruitwards: Judge Cone

09:19 - Twittershins Rapiballs

21:00 - What Day is This?: National Pawpaw Day

30:11 - Improv Game of the Week: Teleport

38:40 - The Ending

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Ep. 62 - Skylar & Troy of Legend

This week Cody was made of plastic before the world ended, Dave is unfazed by meat envelopes, Jes is looking on the bright side, and Jon showed up late with some Hell Juice. Also, this show is FDA approved!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:14 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

05:35 - Fruitwards: Rose Colored Heirdom

15:00 - Twittershins Rapidballs

29:54 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Hell Juice (from Steven)

36:25 - Improv Game of the Week: Goalie

48:17 - The Ending

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Ep. 61 - Whatever, Doctor!

This week Jon helps clear out a park, Dave is going to watch all the Fantasia films in order, Cody needs to pay to view the petunias, and Jes wanted to make it funny. Also, it's medical!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:25 - The Jonologue: Plastic Plants

05:46 - Fruitwards: Sabbathless Huckster

15:40 - What Have You Been Up To?: Getting back to art, audiobook recording, twitch streaming, YouTube channel, other video stuff, networking with Nerdhouse Entertainment, a lot, getting back into art, self-discovery journey, streaming drawing, spreading happiness and joy, new computer desk and chair, killing a tomato plant, gardening, etc.

30:15 - What's Weird in the World?: Renegade Turkey

42:03 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Scene

50:08 - The Ending

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Ep. 60 - Get Froggied

This week Dave uses his ex-wife's name while he travels, Jon helps make important decisions, Cody is celebrating triplets, and Jes found her mic. Also, it's a subtle custard.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:28 - Science Time With Dave: Hypothesis

05:41 - Fruitwards: Commanding Unsettledness

12:56 - Twittershins Rapidballs

26:03 - What Day is This?: National Pots de Creme Day

37:19 - Improv Game of the Week: Front Desk

52:43 - The Ending

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Ep. 59 - You Can't Saddle a Rhomboid

This week Cody wants to punch you to the hospital, Jon solves a case, and Dave learned how to levitate. Also, big oof!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:52 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:34 - Fruitwards: Penultimate Curiousness

09:49 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:25 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "The Roller" from Michael

26:49 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice

32:40 - The Ending

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Ep. 58 - Leverage

This week Jon has referred to the beverage in the past, Cody is there to take notes, and Dave doesn't know all the names. Also, I'm an official!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:01 - The Jonologue: Screwdrivers

04:28 - Fruitwards: Lyrical Atom

11:58 - What Have You Been Up To?: Home office refresh, audio-books, 3D level design, school, work, etc.

21:20 - What's Weird in the World?: Emus in the pub

31:05 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

37:31 - The Ending

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Ep. 57 - Fish For Hire

This week Dave wants to elope and Cody is fully certified. Also, give your phalanges a vacation!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:36 - Science Time With Dave: Phases of Matter

04:25 - Fruitwards: Due Emblematist

11:26 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:41 - What Day is This?: National Wiggle Your Toes Day

28:58 - Improv Game of the Week: Actor's Worst Nightmare

33:42 - Hearty Thank You for Stephie!

36:16 - The Ending

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Ep. 56 - Balms What Ails You

This week Cody admires the hyper-violent snowmen, Dave can taste the je ne sais quois, and Jon explains feline beat poetry. Also, I did hear everything you just said!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:14 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:05 - Fruitwards: Fogless Muffin

09:12 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:00 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Surprise Pockets

21:38 - Improv Game of the Week: Gibberish Translator

29:58 - The Ending

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Ep. 55 - Sleepy Lemon

This week Jon is like She-Ra (but legally distinct), Dave explains his failed joke, and Cody gets a safe distance away. Also, "where's your BEARD?!"

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:29 - The Jonologue: Flavored Sparkling Water

04:58 - Fruitwards: Idiotic Fate

14:13 - What Have You Been Up To?: The Weight Loss Journey, hot weather, working from home, streaming on Twitch, Summer School, gardening, etc.

22:47 - What's Weird in the World?: Magnet Fishing

29:32 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope

36:40 - The Ending

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Ep. 54 - Sassy Mage

This week Dave is a sex therapist (not an arborist), Casey is dead, Cody doesn't want to be his own boss, and Jon is King. Also, can I clinch your deal?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:50 - Science Time With Dave: Forces of Nature

05:03 - Fruitwards: Vested Buckeye

12:56 - Twittershins Rapidballs

22:57 - What Day is This?: National Personal Chef Day

34:14 - Improv Game of the Week: Rhymes

45:28 - Guest Share: YouTube & Twitch

46:40 - The Ending

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Ep. 53 - The Devil's Math

This week Cody holdssss out hisssss essssssssessss, Casey tries to talk to a birthday clown, and Dave makes a sixteen-wheeled cycle. Also, anytime Frankenstein!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:17 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

04:35 - Fruitwards: Inclinable Bicyclist

13:08 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:42 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Wrong party, birthday clown" from Dusty Moody

27:34 - Improv Game of the Week: [untitled] from Mike Bowles

37:28 - The Ending (Beginning)

38:33 - A Hearty Thank You to our newest patron, Jenny Storm!

40:00 - The Ending (Ending)

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Ep. 52 - It Seems Only Fair

This week Jon wants to take back his bid, Dave makes a lousy victim, and Cody thought the joke told itself. Also, can you market it? Then, it's good!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:32 - The Jonologue: Cheese

03:47 - Fruitwards: Manuscript Vitrifaction

12:45 - What Have You Been Up To?: Streaming, YouTubery, working out, fixing audio, making friends, working from home, dental work, gardening, etc.

27:58 - What's Weird in the World?: Hand Sanitizer Swap

39:01 - Improv Game of the Week: The Guest Game

51:22 - The Ending

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Brief TPT Hiatus

Hey there everybody!

Jes is taking a few weeks off from the podcast and rather than thicken a bunch of plots without her, we decided to put The Plot Thickens on a temporary hiatus until she returns.

So sit tight, we'll be back with more of the book club.

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Ep. 51 - Just Go (Just Do)

This week Dave has created the perfect dessert, Cody allows a boat to be placed into his brain part, and Jon's face is on a milk carton. Also, DU-BUH-DUH DU-BUH-DUH!

Show Notes:

00:24 - The Beginning

02:59 - Science Time with Dave: Rainbows

05:17 - Fruitwards: Neurosensiferous Caricora

13:01 - Twittershins Rapidballs

20:09 - What Day is This?: National Strawberry Parfait Day

30:31 - Improv Game of the Week: Facets

41:09 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E08

The eighth installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 50 - Family Fluids

This week Jon let Robert Redford sleep on his couch (saved his damn life!), Cody asks for spelling assistance, Dave is not the soul mate, and Jes tries to sort out other people's problems. Also, roll the tape!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:23 - The Jonologue: Staplers

04:35 - Fruitwards: Unvoweled Suckle

15:03 - What Have You Been Up To?: Cooking, weight loss, disc golf, virtual art meets, tabletop gaming, MidTier, cleaning up the back yard, gardening, etc.

30:56 - What's Weird in the World?: Getting High from Penguin Poo

41:09 - Improv Game of the Week: 911 - What's Your Emergency?

52:45 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E07

The seventh installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 49 - Scramble Those Eggs, Heartthrobs!

This week Cody is sentenced to compliments, Dave is a secret spy of questionable origin, and Jes can back-flip out of anything. Also, don't 'pppfbbt' me, that was brilliant!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:10 - A Thank You Song: Michael Bowles

04:37 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

06:25 - Fruitwards: Divine Praisement 15:10 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:54 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: A voicemail from Will!

26:21 - Improv Game of the Week: Dime-Store Novel

33:16 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E06

The sixth installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 48 - Penguin Approved

This week Jes has a heart of stone, Dave is a vent specialist, Jon is hiding, and Cody doesn't know what that means. Also, kisses!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:28 - Style It!: Line Weight

05:16 - Fruitwards: Statuesque Ticker

15:19 - What Have You Been Up To?: Lots of the same, MidTier Entertainment, working from home, getting swole, Practical Rook, gardening, dieting, stir fry cooking, loss of a loved one (RIP Murphy), also gardening, video games, etc.

35:51 - The Scene Foretold: 5 of Cups

44:01 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice

50:06 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E05

The fifth installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 47 - Curse of the Bog Witch

This week Dave punched a peacock, Cody eats sheep's stomach, Jes is staring for her life, and Jon is King of the Pirates. Also, give me a burger with extra sad!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:20 - Thank You to ALL Our Patrons!

06:27 - Science Time with Dave: Neutron Stars

08:38 - Fruitwards: Sonsy Navy

18:09 - Twittershins Rapidballs

30:13 - What Day is This?: National Hamburger Day

42:48 - Improv Game of the Week: Calling In Sick

52:56 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E04

The fourth installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 46 - A Crime of Passion (and Simplicity)

This week Jon loves you all equally, Dave is ignorant to your magical ways, and Cody spikes the wedding food. Also, the nice thing about gardening is that you are creating life but if you fail at nurturing that life, it's not a crime!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:50 - The Jonologue: Amaretto

04:37 - Fruitwards: Disagreeable Duplicity

10:18 - What Have You Been Up To?: Working out, gaining weight, kickboxing, streaming, YouTube content creation, South Beach diet, losing weight, looking forward to cooking, Bon Apetit youtube channel, gardening, etc.

24:33 - What's Weird in the World?: The Tooth Fairy is Essential

31:07 - Improv Game of the Week: One Up

43:13 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E03

The third installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 45 - Two Looking Demon-ish Cosplayers

This week Cody deleted the email, Dave is a mistletoe monster, Jes doesn't want to get political, and Jon brought the gasoline. Also, I can only wave these spoons so much!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:09 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:59 - Fruitwards: Myriophyllous Mistletoe

11:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs

21:23 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Repost Enforcers" from Greg the Great

32:58 - Improv Game of the Week: No Laughing Matter

44:14 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E02

The second installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 44 - Children of the Chandelier

This week Jes doesn't know how to rhyme with an accent, Cody doesn't know where he is from, Dave is a super genius, and Jon sounds like a ghost again. Also, as if!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:46 - Style It!: Media vs Medium

05:44 - Fruitwards: Millennial Ballade

14:02 - What Have You Been Up To?: Job interview, Master of Magic, old video games, gardening, streaming on Twitch, closed beta of Valorant, e-sport commentary, minecraft, revisiting Hook, Final Fantasy VII remake, kalimba, etc.

32:49 - The Scene Foretold: The Fool

41:40 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Line

51:34 - The Ending

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TPT S03 E01

The first installment of the third story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 43 - The Abridged Version

This week Dave brings the sandwich swords, Cody loves that basketball player, Jes has been Captain for four years (but not officially), and Jon leads us in song. Also "Dad, wow!"

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:04 - Science Time With Dave: Birds

04:08 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:35 - Fruitwards: Rug Mahone

25:35 - What Day is This?: National Bubble Tea Day

37:28 - Improv Game of the Week: Association Chain

44:55 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E11

The final installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 42 - Ow! Was That a Dagger?!

This week Jon knows about Atlantis, Dave needs to catch a flight, Jes saves the Roads for last, and Cody should not have done that. That hurt. Also, it was all smoke and mirrors!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:25 - The Jonologue: Sardines

03:58 - Fruitwards: Traitor Condescendency

11:16 - What Have You Been Up To?: Staying at home, enjoying free time, cooking, birthday, gardening, games, working from home, Quarantine Olympics, more gardening, Stardew Valley, etc.

26:43 - What's Weird in the World?: Secret Door

41:24 - Improv Game of the Week: Movie Review

51:08 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E10

The tenth episode of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 41 - The Horde

This week Cody gets it all, Dave equates dancing with living, Jon is more of a hands-on guy, and Jes is an evil mayor. Also, I saved that!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:37 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

05:05 - Fruitwards: Anensed Acclimature

14:38 - Twittershins Rapidballs

23:01 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: A Day in the Life (from Plate Cup)

31:04 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

38:49 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E09

The ninth installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 40 - Flawless

This week Jes can do amazing voices, Dave gives bad advice, Jon makes boats, and Cody takes offense. Also, Sleeping Beauty almost bankrupted Disney!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:37 - Style It!: The Cartoon

06:02 - Fruitwards: Lilliputian Rubadub

11:08 - What Have You Been Up To?: Working out, video games, YouTube, working from home, housework, cooking, staying at home, Minecraft, adjusting to the new normal, video games, bird watching, feeling fortunate, etc.

31:01 - The Scene Foretold: Justice

41:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Good, Bad, and Worse Advice

50:18 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E08

The eighth installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 39 - Double Ding (Pickup Truck Burrito)

This week Dave is angry, Jes was told there would be a song, Cody is inspirational, and Jon has been writing fan fiction. Also I should have shut this down a long time ago!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:00 - Science Time With Dave: Venus

(Here's that picture I promised:)

05:38 - Fruitwards: Subjected Clodpate

14:17 - Twittershins Rapidballs

27:08 - What Day Is This?: National Burrito Day

39:42 - Improv Game of the Week: Mr. & Mrs. So-and-so

49:57 - The Ending

 

(Bonus picture of me editing this episode:)

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TPT S02 E07

The seventh installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 38 - Without Further A Dude

This week Jon has a funny Mike Bloomberg story from the before times, Jes runs a petting zoo, Cody gets a whole bucket of pellets, and Dave takes back the shirt. Also, I'm in a well!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:27 - The Jonologue: Public Health

05:24 - Fruitwards: Hierographic Proscriber

10:19 - What Have You Been Up To?: Work, Minecraft, disc golf (first birdie!), YouTubing, surviving, freaking out, trying to stay calm, canine staring contest, art, driving for Postmates, etc.

22:36 - What's Weird in the World?: Wedding Llama

31:36 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency?

40:08 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E06

The sixth part of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 37 - Low-Rent James Bond

This week Cody thought he would be all romantic, Jon will sign that for you, Dave lists all the types of SPAM he can remember, and Jes pronounces it "num-num nom-nom." Also, we feel like you're a bad influence.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:23 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:52 - Fruitwards: Phraseologic Lake

12:49 - Twittershins Rapidballs

23:52 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Pronunciation request (from Heather Bookcat)

29:01 - Improv Game of the Week: Last Letter Scene

37:31 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E05

The fifth installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 36 - I Said Smart

This week Jes is breathing medium, Cody is a really rude monster, Jon is not scared, and Dave will fix it in post. Also, yeah!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:58 - Style It!: Caravaggio

05:33 - Fruitwards: Narrow-minded Orderly

11:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Disc golf, Minecraft, work, programming, 9-round, planning for school, Postmates, pastel gore, believing in one's self, etc.

29:13 - The Scene Foretold: The Page of Cups

37:13 - Improv Game of the Week: Limited Speech

45:23 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E04

The fourth installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 35 - I'm a Busy Hunter, Dan

This week Dave buys some eggs, Jes wants the ducks to be less mighty, Cody intends the pun, and Jon is a humorist (but not that kind). Also, we're tweakers!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:40 - Science Time With Dave: Virus

04:20 - Fruitwards: Miraculous Eggs of Wonder

09:17 - Twittershins Rapidballs

18:48 - What Day is This?: National Hospitalist Day

28:46 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

39:24 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E03

The third installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 34 - For Everyone Else

This week Jon learns how to host, Cody avoids making the joke, Dave is working to summon the Great Witch, and Jes is on your side. Also, LET HIM TALK!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:26 - The Jonologue: Popcorn Ceiling

04:09 - Fruitwards: Deluxe Prototype

11:46 - What Have You Been Up To?: Mid Tier Entertainment, editing an indie film, disc golf, that creative grind, studio redesign, going back to school, etc.

29:55 - What's Weird in the World?: Melting Castles

40:10 - Improv Game of the Week: Conference Call

53:48 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E02

The second installment of the second story of The Plot Thickens!

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Ep. 33 - Lamination Station

This week Cody invites a friend over, Dave wants some romance, Jes isn't afraid of robbers, and Jon is taking a big stand against witches. Also, did you say that tuna was freshly squeezed?

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:59 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

03:52 - Fruitwards: Terminal Death Trap

09:24 - Twittershins Rapidballs

17:44 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Family Traditions" from Mike!

26:51 - Improv Game of the Week: Directorial Styles

35:05 - The Ending

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TPT S02 E01

Our second story of The Plot Thickens begins with this!

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Ep. 32 - Foot-Long Pork

This week Jes ate some fingers, Cody is fired now, someone is back from the black hole, and Dave plays the world's smallest violin. Also, DON'T NERF BAPTISTE!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Dirty Laundry

04:26 - The Beginning

05:43 - Style It: Post-Impressionism

10:00 - Fruitwards: Diminutive Recital

15:07 - What Have You Been Up To?: Getting married, video games, work, Minecraft, getting over slumps, video games, instagram, etc.

28:42 - The Scene Foretold: Queen of Wands

40:16 - Improv Game of the Week: Meanwhile...

54:27 - The Ending

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Ep. 31 - The Chair-Stealer

This week Jes has got to get her sneaks on, Cody delivers some bad news, and Dave is a Eugene. Also, they've triple checked the prices!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:49 - The Jesalogue: Colloquialisms

05:24 - Fruitwards: Elderly Home Shopping Network

10:28 - What Have You Been Up To?: Mid Tier Entertainment, small music projects, minecraft, work, cooking, JJ Stream Time, art on instagram, etc.

22:24 - What's Weird in the World?: Uber Refund

31:53 - Improv Game of the Week: Questions

39:28 - The Ending

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Ep. 30 - That's Speed. That's Fastness.

This week Dave wants to look up too early, Jes has got a theory, and Cody sets the oven to "very fast." Also, happy seventh birthday!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

03:03 - Science Time with Dave: Theory

09:25 - Fruitwards: Metropolitan Place of Worship

16:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs

24:24 - What Day is This?: National Croissant Day

33:23 - Improv Game of the Week: In A World...

41:37 - The Ending

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Ep. 29 - Waxing Crescent Wrench

This week Cody is out right away, Dave explains what sleep tastes like, and Jes is like a 70s mummy. Also, this is supposed to be a wonderful time!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:07 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

04:32 - Fruitwards: Brave Carpets

09:30 - Twittershins Rapidballs

16:35 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "No Laughing Matter" from Greg the Great

29:30 - Improv Game of the Week: Character Swap

39:32 - The Ending

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Ep. 28 - Go Off!

This week Jes dismantles a $20M telescope, Cody passes the torch, and Dave wants Harry Potter to kill you. Also, super smooth, man!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:40 - A Hearty Thank You (x2)

06:40 - Check out our Patreon!

08:17 - The Jesalogue: New Year, Old You (Refrigerators)

11:03 - Fruitwards: Ancient Miners

14:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Work projects, bringing back Catch Me Up, keto, escape room Xmas party, steak dinner, visit from Dad, The Artist's Way, etc.

29:31 - What's Weird in the World?: Fast Radio Bursts!

39:14 - Improv Game of the Week: Skewed

53:36 - The Ending

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Ep. 27 - How I Met Your Father

This week Dave was going to be smug about not messing it up, Casey got in trouble for this last time, and Cody calls for more lies. Also, shocking!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

01:55 - Science Time with Dave: Fish

03:50 - Fruitwards: Insensitive Eyeballs

08:21 - Twittershins Rapidballs

13:00 - What Day is This?: National Static Electricity Day

21:44 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

31:55 - The Ending

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Ep. 26b - Wasting ALL the Year: 2019 (Side B)

This week is the annual countdown of the top ten scenes of twenty-nineteens, as voted on by our beauteous listeners! Listen in as Cody, Dave, and Jes listen in on scenes with themselves (and even older scenes with Jon in them) and enjoy the highlights of a year well podcasted.

Thank you to all who chose the scenes and the rest that voted on the ranking. Happy New Year!

Show Notes:

(Side B)

00:00 - The Beginning

01:10 - Jes joined the show!

06:47 - No "training" vs "training"

10:54 - #5: Freestyle Easter Egg

15:00 - Thanks for voting!

15:38 - #4: Intense Vengeance

24:28 - #3: Fettuccine Alfredo

29:56 - Sorry, Italy

30:19 - #2: Lusty Barbecue

35:22 - #1: Morbid Vendors

41:35 - Muppet materials

43:29 - The Ending

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Ep. 26a - Wasting ALL the Year: 2019 (Side A)

This week is the annual countdown of the top ten scenes of twenty-nineteens, as voted on by our beauteous listeners! Listen in as Cody, Dave, and Jes listen in on scenes with themselves (and even older scenes with Jon in them) and enjoy the highlights of a year well podcasted.

Thank you to all who chose the scenes and the rest that voted on the ranking. Happy New Year!

Show Notes:

(Side A)

00:00:00 - The Beginning

00:02:15 - #10: Obnoxious Baseball

00:07:13 - #9: Volleyball Songs

00:15:56 - Yes, and...

00:18:43 - #8: 911, What's Your Emergency?

00:35:18 - Not finishing scenes and callbacks

00:37:32 - #7: Virtual Elevator Pitch

00:45:27 - #6: Letters Home

01:04:01 - The Ending

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