In this episode Randy gets signing authority, Clayton finds the prose objectionable, Barney tries to fill a vacancy, and Coral remembers doing one of these. The Plot... Thickens!
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)
Thursday, July 17, 2025
Thursday, July 10, 2025
Chiaroscuro
This week Jes can't give a compliment, Cody likes it Italian and spicy, and Dave wants to teach. Also, makes a lot of sense, no argument here!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:10 - Style It!: Homemade Art Supplies
10:27 - Cody's Segment: Like My Coffee
19:59 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
22:56 - The Ending
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Thursday, July 3, 2025
Amusement Park - And Still No Mugs
Introducing Coral Jones, Randy Bushberrie, Clayton Handleton, and Barney Whistle. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, June 26, 2025
Money Brains
This week Jes believes it was a gundam, Jon is an old man, Cody loves the book, and Dave is looking for his shoe. Also, they're breaching the gates!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:45 - Style It!: The Hudson River School of Landscaping
10:18 - Jon's Segment: Famous Last Words
19:23 - Cody's Segment: Doing Lines
30:14 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
37:18 - The Ending
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Thursday, June 19, 2025
Spies! - Sensible Vegetarian Option
In this episode Jory has a nametag, Roland enjoys the board games, Ethan hasn't got the clearance, and Elias heard about that one. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, June 12, 2025
My Fellow Jeweler
This week Dave has his kayfabe tested, Jes shares her firework song, Jon is running low, and Cody offers to go to the village again. Also, I got it!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:40 - Science Time with Dave: Volcanoes
10:45 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold
20:51 - Jon's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?
39:03 - Cody's Segment: Where is Salt?
46:16 - The Ending
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Thursday, June 5, 2025
Spies! - Substandard Nacho Bar
In this episode Elias didn't know what it was at the time, Jory is under the age of 50, Roland keeps time with drink, and Ethan needs extraction. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, May 29, 2025
As Neutral As Possible
This week Cody has the night shift, Dave is afraid of circles, and Jes hands over the codes manual. Also, 1939!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
08:58 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
16:54 - Jes' Segment: Take Directions
27:20 - The Ending
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Thursday, May 22, 2025
The Produce Section
This week Jon is tall, Cody is tall, Dave is tall, and Jes is tall, too. Also, we're not in denile!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:25 - The Jonologue: Tall Cans
10:26 - Cody's Segment: Sex With Me Is Like...
21:28 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
27:29 - Jes' Segment: Press Conference
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Thursday, May 15, 2025
Spies! - Malibu Chicken
In this episode Roland supposes they could make a plan, Ethan is communicative, Elias is deeply bothered and concerned, and Jory just wants a hot water with some lemon. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, May 8, 2025
The Plight of the Salmon
This week Jes doesn't have a sword, Jon is a bit on the nose, Cody just got back from Paris, and Dave has a catchphrase. Also, farting is uncouth!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
03:17 - Style It!: Existentialism
12:17 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles
24:15 - Cody's Segment: Doing Lines
34:48 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
39:21 - The Ending
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Thursday, May 1, 2025
Spies! - More Than a Free Grand Slam
In this episode Jory did not make a dossier, Roland gets lucky, Ethan is surprised, and Elias was not supposed to say. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Pure Unadulterated Internet
This week Dave objects to a prescription, Jes went to Hell and back (Tacoma), Jon suggests using one's imagination, and Cody has some pretty cool scars. Also, mostly consensual matching tattoos!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:41 - Science Time with Dave: Solar Flares
10:03 - Jes' Segment: What Have You Been Up To?
29:04 - Jon's Segment: Eulogy
42:45 - Cody's Segment: Last Letter Game
51:43 - The Ending
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Thursday, April 17, 2025
Spies! - Poloni-milk
In this episode Elias doesn't know how to think on his feet, Jory bought a special marker, Roland is here for a job, and Ethan is blamed for the clock. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, April 10, 2025
I'm Allowed to Judge You
This week Cody gives adoption advice, Dave is housing whole mushrooms, and Jes praises the rain. Also, everyone get a rake!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:40 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
07:56 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
13:16 - Jes' Segment: New Choice
20:13 - The Ending
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Thursday, April 3, 2025
Spies! - Throwing an Intervention
In this episode Ethan is two hours off, Elias validates from afar, and Jory is in agony. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, March 27, 2025
Pepsi or Coke?
This week Jes struggles to appreciate Mautog, the god of war, Cody struggles to get to a meeting on time, and Dave struggles to simply ask questions. Also, good old midwestern talk-speed roots!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:08 - Style It!: Art Nouveau
13:40 - Cody's Segment: Questions
26:05 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
32:55 - The Ending
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Thursday, March 20, 2025
Spies! - Timetables All Around
In this episode Jory teaches chess, Ethan used to be pro, and Elias gets warmed up. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, March 13, 2025
Always Thank Yourself
This week Dave doesn't like the heat, Jes doesn't sound as aggressive, Jon doesn't compete with the organ, and Cody doesn't need Venezuelan beaver jerky. Also, the sun is healing!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:07 - Science Time with Dave: Auroras
07:27 - Jes' Segment: Sex With Me Is Like...
19:28 - Jon's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?
33:30 - Cody's Segment: Character Swap
43:16 - The Ending
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Thursday, March 6, 2025
Spies! - And Goat's Milk
In this episode, Elias has the bowl, Ethan has the heart of a performer, Roland has the milk, and Jory has the sniper rifle. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, February 27, 2025
Basically AI
This week Cody moves to strike, Dave has his birthday, and Jes loves her family. Also, fake mustaches!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:24 - The Beginning
01:35 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
08:55 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
15:27 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold
26:40 - The Ending
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Thursday, February 20, 2025
Spies! - Like Making Chili
In this episode, Ethan shares what he learned, Elias feels slighted, and Jory had to bring someone to work today. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Cookie Jars, Specifically, Cookie Tins
This week Jon loves a snickerdoodle, Dave is trying to run a business, and Jes will gather the coven. Also, have a nice day!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:44 - The Jonologue: Cookie Tins
09:58 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
16:05 - Jes' Segment: Skewed
30:03 - The Ending
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Thursday, February 6, 2025
Spies! - The Duke?
Introducing Jory "The Cloud" Tarpe, Elias Cornbottom, Roland Devereux, and Ethan Vex. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, January 30, 2025
Used To
This week Jes needs puddles, Jon electrifies a candy, Cody has two emotions, and Dave wants to express himself through art, not surgery. Also, pasta puns!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Opening
00:42 - The Beginning
02:05 - Style It!: Dadaism
10:46 - Jon's Segment: 911, What's Your Emergency?
23:43 - Cody's Segment: Simple Continuation
33:15 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
38:05 - The Ending
39:48 - Is it still an "easter egg" if we tell you it's here?
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Thursday, January 23, 2025
Camp Generick - There Should Be Skeletons
In this episode, Ed is taken to a basement, Mary goes to get help(?), Kevin describes how he got there, and Mr. Castle is out there. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, January 16, 2025
I Am The News
This week Dave has been feeding seagulls, Jes gets a wonderful introduction, Jon asks for grass, and Cody is feeling too blue...prints. Also, the time has come! The Watchers have arrived!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:20 - Science Time with Dave: Jupiter
09:37 - Jes' Segment: It's Not You, It's Me
18:26 - Jon's Segment: TV News
28:26 - Cody's Segment: 60 Second Alphabet
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Thursday, January 2, 2025
Honkers - The Best of 2024
This week Cody and Dave review ten of the best scenes from the year. Happy 2025!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - The Beginning
0:02:43 - I Am Barber
0:09:23 - Patrice Kombucha
0:18:22 - Ghosties
0:25:59 - Value Zone
0:28:21 - Honkers
0:34:38 - You're Off
0:39:52 - King Arthur's Coasters
0:45:47 - Frankenstein's Cookies
0:54:01 - Bigfoot Tie
1:01:22 - Santa vs Jesus
1:25:50 - The Ending
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