Ep. 239 - Candied Dick

This week Cody congratulates himself, Dave has been adulting like crazy, and Jon makes the case for Salisbury Steaks. Also, why does it smell like cherries?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:17 - What Day is This?: National Pecan Cookie Day

08:51 - What Have You Been Up To?: Probation passing, moving out, moving in, battling ants, promotions, cooking, The Good Place, rejection, work, sleep, mo-cap actor dreams, etc.

21:28 - Fruitwards: "Flexible Wigs," "Intoxicated Robots"

37:06 - Improv Game of the Week: Evil Stick of Gum

43:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 238 - Cattle Prod

This week Dave wants to live creative, Jon exposes the lies of the great twitterbot machine before your very eyes, and Cody will be safe from smoke inhalation. Also, this is not a toy!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:44 - What Day is This?: National Live Creative Day

17:13 - Twittershins Rapidballs

22:17 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Wrong Role" from Squeaky Dave, "Office Fire" from The Floor Warden

35:20 - Questionnaise: from Balls Deep, Bryce Christensen, and An Owl With A Cavity

42:49 - What's Weird in the World?: German Crawfish

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Ep. 237 - Your Left or Mine?

This week Jon critiques Dave's salami, Kristen gets excited about sharks, Cody experiences the blue screen of literal death, and Dave was tired of waiting for Jon's cooking. Also, there are such boobs!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:22 - What Day is This?: National Salami Day

09:44 - What Have You Been Up To?: Waxing, Opera stuff, mischief, work move, Japanese documentary subtitles, passing probation, moving out, etc.

16:12 - Fruitwards: Illegal Machinery, Hateful Solutions, Wasted BBQ

33:20 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

43:06 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 236 - Aliens, Too: The Alienating

This week Dave tells us all about diatomaceous earth, Jon tells us all about a Guinness folk tale, and Cody tells us all about his mantra from high school. Also, can you guess how many jelly beans are in this episode?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:30 - What Day is This?: National Diatomaceous Earth Day

16:02 - Twittershins Rapid Balls

21:20 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Movie Trailer" from Will, "Folk Tale" from Will (Also see: Esporanzo's Dream)

33:42 - Questionnaise: from Unknown Caller and Gary in Natomas (Master of Divinity)

40:16 - What's Weird in the World?: Antarctic Fruitcakes

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This week Jon decries the variety of Red Bull can label designs.

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Ep. 235 - Clings To The Glass

This week Dave saw the eclipse (IT WAS AMAZING!), Cody was not part or party to that in any way shape and/or form, and Jon screams in a federal courthouse. Also, say fifteen Hail Mary's and you'll be good.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:15 - What Day is This?: National Waffle Day

16:37 - What Have You Been Up To?: no motorcycling, finishing an audiobook, volunteering at Quandary Escape Rooms, filming for Quandary, office reorg, TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE, etc.

25:09 - Fruitwards: Evolving Alcohol, Mind Controlled Wizards

34:29 - Improv Game of the Week: Horoscope Game

49:24 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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