In this episode Elias didn't know what it was at the time, Jory is under the age of 50, Roland keeps time with drink, and Ethan needs extraction. The Plot... Thickens!
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)
Thursday, June 5, 2025
Thursday, May 29, 2025
As Neutral As Possible
This week Cody has the night shift, Dave is afraid of circles, and Jes hands over the codes manual. Also, 1939!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
08:58 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
16:54 - Jes' Segment: Take Directions
27:20 - The Ending
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Thursday, May 22, 2025
The Produce Section
This week Jon is tall, Cody is tall, Dave is tall, and Jes is tall, too. Also, we're not in denile!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:25 - The Jonologue: Tall Cans
10:26 - Cody's Segment: Sex With Me Is Like...
21:28 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
27:29 - Jes' Segment: Press Conference
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Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
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We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
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Thursday, May 15, 2025
Spies! - Malibu Chicken
In this episode Roland supposes they could make a plan, Ethan is communicative, Elias is deeply bothered and concerned, and Jory just wants a hot water with some lemon. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, May 8, 2025
The Plight of the Salmon
This week Jes doesn't have a sword, Jon is a bit on the nose, Cody just got back from Paris, and Dave has a catchphrase. Also, farting is uncouth!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
03:17 - Style It!: Existentialism
12:17 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles
24:15 - Cody's Segment: Doing Lines
34:48 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises
39:21 - The Ending
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Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
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If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, May 1, 2025
Spies! - More Than a Free Grand Slam
In this episode Jory did not make a dossier, Roland gets lucky, Ethan is surprised, and Elias was not supposed to say. The Plot... Thickens!
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Pure Unadulterated Internet
This week Dave objects to a prescription, Jes went to Hell and back (Tacoma), Jon suggests using one's imagination, and Cody has some pretty cool scars. Also, mostly consensual matching tattoos!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
01:41 - Science Time with Dave: Solar Flares
10:03 - Jes' Segment: What Have You Been Up To?
29:04 - Jon's Segment: Eulogy
42:45 - Cody's Segment: Last Letter Game
51:43 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!