Ep. 141 – Welcome To My Brain

This week Dave and Cody are doing whatever they want while Jon takes the week off. It's probably the most banana-less episode yet! Also, black and white are colors.
Show Notes:
-What Day is This?: National Color Day & National Nut Day
-Fruitwards: Toxic Masterpiece, Edible Gardeners, Extreme Editors, Athsmatic Voice Actors
-Improv Game(s!) of the Week: Doing Lines & Last Letter Game
-Cody's Words of Wisdom
-What Have You Been Up To?: Zombie Train, Rocky Horror, drinking, job interview, walking, etc.
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Ep. 140 – Gangs Before Ghosts

This week Jon has made an ominous deal with a silent business partner, Cody gets fooled by a coat, and Dave is a grouch. Also, have fun doing whatever you're doing at the moment! (Also also, don't forget to send in your Halloween themed scene suggestions before Sunday, October 18th!)
Show Notes:
What Day is This?: National Grouch Day
Twittershins
Listener Suggested Scenes: "Hug it Out" from Will & "Theme Park Model" from Jenni. Thank you both!
Questionnaise: (curated by @MouseSocks) Thanks, Gwen!
What's Weird in the World?: Prison Garb Mix-Up
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Ep. 139 - Consider Yourself Manipulated

This week Cody is willing to murder a thousand puppies, Dave is ready to write his memoirs, and Jon cheated on his car. Also, thanks for putting up with us being assholes!
Show Notes:
-What Day is This?: National Fluffernutter Day
-What Have You Been Up To?: Hosting the Ellys, martial arts symposium, zombie train, work, podcast stuff, job search, drinking with coworkers, trip to Seattle, etc.
-Fruitwards: Meticulous Pirates, Cursed Interrogations, Numb Vehicles
-Improv Game of the Week: Master Servant Disaster
-Cody's Words of Wisdom
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Ep. 138 - Stop Playing Coy

This week the real life in-the-flesh Cody returns and confuses dog breeds, Jon killed a dolphin with a harpoon gun, and Dave walks out on the first annual Condiment Convention. Also, this whole episode may be apocryphal.

Show Notes:
What Day is This?: National Fire Pup Day
Twittershins
Listener Suggested Scenes: "Convention that should never happen" from Will
"A hillbilly podunk family staying at a ritzy hotel" from Jenni
Questionnaise: "Can you remind me of the steps?" and "who wouldn't want fries with that?" from Will
What's Weird in the World?: Fighting spider with lighter

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Ep. 137 – That Should Be Easy

This week we play our first-ever voicemail! Jon gives the elevator pitch of his life, Dave is trying to sell a miraculous grilled cheese sandwich, and Cody is on "vacation." Also, whoah! What's up with everyone being crazy?! <-(that's an "interrobang")

Show Notes:

What Day is This?: National Punctuation Day and National Cherries Jubilee Day 

What Have You Been Up To?: Filming for friends, building furniture, rehearsals, 'n stuff.

Fruitwards: Uncontrollable Home Shopping Network, Miraculous Cheese, & Arctic Catchphrase

Improv Game of the Week: Actor's Nightmare

Cody's Words of Wisdom (Special #TipsForLiving edition)

 

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Ep. 136 – Do it Once, Make it Count

This week Jon sings loud, Cody is just glad to have been there, and Dave has to explain the joke. And that's all just within the first two minutes. Also, there are WAY worse things that people can SnapChat you.
Show Notes:
-What Day is This?: Constitution Day and Citizenship Day
-Twittershins
-Listener Suggested Scenes: "Uncensored Saturday Morning Cartoons" from Will (many thanks!)
-Questionnaise: nothing from nobody
-What's Weird in the World?: Bourbon Firenado
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Ep. 134 – Too Soon?

This week the guys discuss cheeze whiz as a high-status product. Jon is the worst person, Dave gets excited when he hears "milkshake," and Cody wants to kill Dave. Also, that's a hole-in-one derby!
Show Notes:
-What Day is This?: National Welsh Rarebit Day
-Twittershins
-Listener Suggested Scene: Send in suggestions!
-Questionnaise: From Will, Gwen, Gwen, and Gwen (Thank you!)
-What's Weird in the World?: "self-reporting criminal"
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Ep. 132 – Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

This week, Jon is in the disgusting lemonade business, Cody rarely beats around the bush with nonsense, and Dave juggles a lot as a lawyer. Also, you're probably red/green colorblind.

Show Notes:

 -What Day Is This? National Lemonade Day

-Twittershins

-Listener Suggested Scene: "political debate" from Sarah and "5 year old's agenda" ALSO from Sarah (Thank you!)

-Questionnaise: from Will (Thanks a lot!)

-What's Weird in the World?: "Clowns"

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Ep. 131 – Left Handed

This week thirteen is the number of sides in a triangle. Dave is right handed, Cody is right handed, and Jon is a minority. Also, murder was the answer all along!

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-What Day Is This?: "National Left-Handers Day"

-WHYBUT?: Throwing cards, audiobook recording, car shopping, no minecraft, pre-alpha gameplay, construction, studio stuff, Windows 10, etc.

-Fruitwards: Therapeutic Weapons, Attractive Candy

-IGOTW: The Information Game

-Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 130 - Lydia & Hitchbot

This week it's a full house! Will yells a lot, Dave reads a sentence that is an affront to Mankind, Cody can't feel his tongue no longer, Kristen shares her experiences from the Dagobah System, and Jon gives some critical advice to Lydia. Also, oral comma abuse.

Show Notes:
-What Day is This?: National Root Beer Float Day
-Twittershins
-Listener Suggested Scene: "Telepathic Hearing Aids" from Kell (Thanks!)
-Questionnaise: From Kell (Thank you!)
-What's Weird in the World?: Hitchbot (recorded a week before news of Hitchbot's destruction but strangely prescient)

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Ep. 129 - Face Parts

This week it's all about the cheesecake. Jon doesn't like it, Dave can't get it, Cody won't sell it, and special guest Will doesn't know what it is. Also, put on your flak jackets, it's time for a bulleted list!

Show Notes:

-What Day Is This?: "National Cheesecake Day" & "National Father-In-Law Day"
-WHYBUT?: Getting over crud, Pre-alpha gameplay, Job Search 2015, podcast listening, podcast studio construction, nicknames, wedding planning, hauling, fun, etc.
-Fruitwards: Secretive Aliens, Sinister Deathtrap
-IGOTW: Guest Game
-Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 128 - Dragon Fly Rides

This episode is brought to you by the Traveler Beer Co. whether they know it or not. This week Jenni returns to promote every thing, Jon exposes (if not explains) the quintessential existential, Cody got juiced (as the kids say) and Dave keeps stealing cigars. Also, OMGTAHFTCAMFIGTKMWDIHSMW?!

Show Notes:
-What Day Is This?: National Refreshment Day
-Twittershins
-Listener Suggested Scene: "Wrong Bar" from Kell (Thank you!)
-Questionnaise: from Gwen and Will (Thanks a lot!)
-What's Weird in the World?: "Murder on Puppet Ave."


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Ep. 127 - Three Degrees From Joss Whedon

This week Mrs. Brown isn't there but Jenni is! After a brief digression into foot puns, they get to business. Cody was hobnobbing, Dave promotes triangles, Jon yells at kindergartners, and Jenni wants lots of real furry golden marble mummy-cats. Also, what's a substitute?


Show Notes:
-What Day Is This?: "National Corn Fritters Day" & "National Personal Chef Day"
-WHYBUT?: ComiCon, websites! (Cody does voice acting & Jenni does web development), celebrity friendship, flight simulators, Elder Scrolls, working, self-entertainment, etc.
-Fruitwards: Legendary Home Owner, Cantankerous Fairy Tale
-IGOTW: Walkout
-Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 126 - Portraits of Freedom: The Lincoln-Douglas Letters

On this special historical episode of the podcast we mark the 239th anniversary of American independence with a series of vignettes in answer to your own questions! Thanks to Will, Kell, and Gwen in particular for your submissions. [Approved for public release by NSA reviewer #76]

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0:00:00-0:02:45  Intro

0:02:46-0:12:10  Revolutionary Pillow Fight

0:12:11-0:25:30  Diplomacy: Franklin vs Adams

0:25:31-0:37:04  Baby-Eating Propaganda

0:37:05-0:49:13  Religious Fervor in Upstate NY

0:49:14-0:56:19  On the Contents of Hats

0:56:20-1:00:30  Thanks to Gwen, Kell, and Will plus Outro

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Ep. 125 - Alliterative Heft (A.H.)

This week Jon hates sugar cookies, Dave hates getting stabbed, and Cody is too exhausted to hate anything after his artistic expression. Also, this is all on the record. Also also, this episode was intended for next week but got moved up to this week. #Behindthescenes

Show Notes:
-What Day Is This? (Next Week Edition): National Sugar Cookie Day
-Twittershins
-Listener Suggested Scene: "Misguided Musical Cover" from Jenni and "Save the Mermaids" from Kell (Thank you!)
-Questionnaise: from Kell (Thanks a lot!)
-What's Weird in the World?: "Unhelpful Help"

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Ep. 123 - Some People Are Suck at Fishing

This week Dave ruins the concept of a segue, Jon helps dump brains, and Cody wants to eat a pair of big melons. Also, JAWS (the shark movies, not the Bond villain).

Show Notes:

-What Day Is This?: National Go Fishing Day

-Twittershins

-Listener Suggested Scene: "Sexual Innuendo" from Will (Thank you!)

-Questionnaise: it's a doosey from Anthony! (Thanks very much!)

-What's Weird in the World?: "Brain Dump"

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Ep. 122 - Satan's A**hole

This week Dave wants to know what your vegetables are called, Cody can't stop taking notes, and Jon endures his first prostate exam. Also, enemies are dumb.

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-What Day Is This?: National Corn-on-the-Cob Day

-WHYBUT?: Valhalla Renaissance Faire, spontaneous story for money, sobering up, activity tracker fun, working out, baby pigs, etc.

-Fruitwards: Deadly Amusement Parks, Dave's Mythic Creature, Contractual Treasures, Intellectual Wilderness, Laughing Logic, Rambunctious Legacy

-IGOTW: Evil Stick of Gum

-Cody's Words of Wisdom

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Ep. 121 - How Do Puns Work?

This week, on a very special episode of Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast...
Dave gets drunk, Cody gets drunk, Jon gets drunk, and Sarah is several months sober. Also, remember to drink responsibly!

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Ep. 120 - Those Plastics Are Delicious

This week Will returns to make it sexy, Cody's got a wicked rack, Dave passes out radiation badges, and Jon is just guessing. Also, Skeletor is the de facto answer. #HostTalk

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  -What Day Is This?: National Brisket Day and National Hamburger Day

  -Twittershins

  -Listener Suggested Scene: "Stubborn Realtor" from Kell (Thank you!)

 -Questionnaise: RAPID BALLS RETURNS! from Anthony, Steve, Gwen, Kell, Anthony and James! (Thanks very much!)

  -What's Weird in the World?: "Park Rules"

   See you next week! (We will be drunk)

 

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Ep. 119 - Seamless

This week Jon wants to know if lightning strikes the clock-tower, Cody was just trying to have a little fun in the middle of the day, Will is like a visionary, and Dave most certainly did NOT get the memo. Also, INCREDIBLE!



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-What Day Is This?: National Memo Day

-WHYBUT?: Book of Mormon, olive oil tasting, Kindle ownership, food diary, Sherlock Holmes reading, meat graph, gym attendance, work, sickness, kickstarting success, stupid funny TV, etc.

-Fruitwards: Organized Television Programming, Insolent Movie Stars

-IGOTW: Infomercial "The Water Belt"

-Cody's Words of Wisdom

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